What’s the sound of 500 evangelicals clapping?

[nicfitttt]

Everyone knows what is happening, and within two full choruses -- each of which is sung faster than the one before -- I get it, too. It’s a declaration. It’s a joyful noise. It’s a spelling game that forms a credo sung full and loud and silly.

I am a C! I am a C-h! I am a C-h-r-i-s-t-i-a-n!

And I have C-h-r-i-s-t in my h-e-a-r-t!

And I will l-i-v-e e-t-e-r-n-a-l-l-y!