metrosexual
today, i went over to danielles...she did my taxes and then we went and met jen and julia at this little sushi dive in baytown...classy, yes i know. i ate a piece of jens raw salmon... i didnt taste it so now i like sushi. i also at fish eggs... but they were yellow... i liked them. i ate with chop stix and everything... the waiter was kinda cute... he was friendly, which i like and he was all about serving us...which..again i like. lol i thinks hes family, but danielle isnt so sure... there is only one way to tell... stalk him...duh. lol im also not sure his grill is up to my grill standards...but im willing to eat sushi again to find out.
then dani and i went to get our nails did... well she got waxed, and a mani and pedi...i only got the pedi. we laughed with the little asian ladies...who didnt know what the hell to think .... i know they were clocking my ass in their native language...but i didnt care.. we had so much fun. we were the hit of nice nails...trust me. danielle got waxed...that was fun to watch. she could have been a commercial for strawberry milk... if you know what i mean..sorry dani, you always hurt the ones you love. anyway... the little lady that was working on danielles nuggets deserves a raise... those little ladies sure are strong...lol hahahahaha they buffed those cracked heels, and buffed those cracked heels...took a break, came back and buffed those cracked heels some more... she earned that 20 bucks..didnt she... oh my god..but it was funny. im thinking about doing a little stand up gig about that trip... or at least writing one down...it was a fucking riot. or a least dani and i thought it was... i think i made dani cum a little...
needless to say, i had a very metrosexual vd! lol
then dani and i went to get our nails did... well she got waxed, and a mani and pedi...i only got the pedi. we laughed with the little asian ladies...who didnt know what the hell to think .... i know they were clocking my ass in their native language...but i didnt care.. we had so much fun. we were the hit of nice nails...trust me. danielle got waxed...that was fun to watch. she could have been a commercial for strawberry milk... if you know what i mean..sorry dani, you always hurt the ones you love. anyway... the little lady that was working on danielles nuggets deserves a raise... those little ladies sure are strong...lol hahahahaha they buffed those cracked heels, and buffed those cracked heels...took a break, came back and buffed those cracked heels some more... she earned that 20 bucks..didnt she... oh my god..but it was funny. im thinking about doing a little stand up gig about that trip... or at least writing one down...it was a fucking riot. or a least dani and i thought it was... i think i made dani cum a little...
needless to say, i had a very metrosexual vd! lol