Feb 22, 2005 23:48
so... yesterday after my assessment at the gym i went over to danielles. we did things she would probably never admit to other people...no not those kind of things. we danced around the apartment, did squats, and pretty much laughed our asses off for a good 2 or 3 hours. it was fun. well until it happened. i was laying on the floor, showing danielle one of the new "work out moves" i learned at the gym...as im getting up, danilles took advantage of my virgin ass.. well her knee did anyway. yep, her knee de-virginized my ass... i guess its about time...but i never would have guessed that i would loose my ass cherry to danielles knee. i really dont know what to think about this. like, does danielles knee love me? is she gonna tell all the other knees that she took it? is my ass gonna be the lay for all the other knees out there... basically danielles knee raped me. i need therapy. i hope im not ass pregnant... hope my ass is barren like danielle. lol hope her knee is sterile.
anyway..im making danielle a shirt that says..."my knee took gregs ass cherry, and all i got was this lousy t-shirt!"