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I took my trousers to the dry cleaner with my little typey-thingy in the bum pocket. Whoopsie! It got a little water in it.
I think this will be a good record-keeping device - because, uh, I seem to forget stuff fairly easily. What was I sayin’? Anyway, my agent says I should lose a few stone if I want to audition for that soap opera on ITV. You wouldn’t believe how fit I’m getting by stretching a rubber band between my fingers! Oh and I accidentally waxed my eyebrows off in a freak candle-lighting ceremony! I look sort of like that old ape from the zoo - whatsit --- Bulbous. Beeferoni. Whatever. Anyway.
Time for a pizza sandwich…I’m off my diet for tonight - tonight only
Speaking of which. Tonight, Tonight - by smashin punkins - GREAT TUNE!!
I think this will be a good record-keeping device - because, uh, I seem to forget stuff fairly easily. What was I sayin’? Anyway, my agent says I should lose a few stone if I want to audition for that soap opera on ITV. You wouldn’t believe how fit I’m getting by stretching a rubber band between my fingers! Oh and I accidentally waxed my eyebrows off in a freak candle-lighting ceremony! I look sort of like that old ape from the zoo - whatsit --- Bulbous. Beeferoni. Whatever. Anyway.
Time for a pizza sandwich…I’m off my diet for tonight - tonight only
Speaking of which. Tonight, Tonight - by smashin punkins - GREAT TUNE!!