new years restitutions 2007
oh boy oh wowee, i thought up a lot of things i want to do in 2007, i wrote them all down on a post-it note and stuck it to my bedpan, because doctors say to remind yourself by putting up reminders in a place i go to first thing in the morning. so, here guys, what do you think?
1. switch to boxers
2. start harvesting fresh water pearls and put those damn chinamen out of business
3. bake a fresh feral kitten pie
4. find tony the prawn a girlfriend, he needs to get laid.
5. try sex with a woman again
6. steal tony the prawns girlfriend
7. go handgliding with bainbridge
8. sell that howard moon and his weird monkey to the russians.
9. steal naboo's harem pants
okay so thats all bye
1. switch to boxers
2. start harvesting fresh water pearls and put those damn chinamen out of business
3. bake a fresh feral kitten pie
4. find tony the prawn a girlfriend, he needs to get laid.
5. try sex with a woman again
6. steal tony the prawns girlfriend
7. go handgliding with bainbridge
8. sell that howard moon and his weird monkey to the russians.
9. steal naboo's harem pants
okay so thats all bye