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[nicegaipose]

*groan*

*comes to from being KO'd by taking one of Sakura's wayward dodgeballs to the face early on in the game. Is splayed out on the gym floor, tights-clad legs akimbo, only to find the gym in chaos, Sakura and Hana injured and being pulled apart by Tsunade, and bloodied pom poms and dodgeballs strewn around*

Uuuughh. I Do Not Feel Very Youthful At

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[sexy_in_spandex]

GAI-SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE HELP!!!

GAI-SENSEI!! STAY WITH ME!! GAI-SENSEI!!

[destinedgenius]

Lee! Calm down! He'll be fine!

The man could probably survive being hit by a bus.

[sexy_in_spandex]

*completely ignores Neji, gripping Gai's shoulders instead*

I CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU, GAI-SENSEI!! I AM LOST, I AM WAYWARD! FOR MY SAKE, GAI-SENSEI, PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME!! ;__________________;

[destinedgenius]

...
*contemplates slapping Lee before walking off to fetch a bucket of water*

[nicegaipose]

*groggily opens eyes a sliver*

Lee? Is that you Lee?

*groan*

[sexy_in_spandex]

Gai-sensei!

Try to remain conscious, Gai-sensei! Help is on the way!