you don't know you're one of us
Friends, you need to know something.
I have apparently been a member of the band One Direction this whole time and never knew. At least that's what my dream from this morning told me.
We were at some concert featuring a variety of performers - a Christmas special, and One Direction was supposed to go out and perform. I was told backstage that -- OH HEY you've always been one of the members where have you been!? Instead of this being some happy moment for me where I run out into the spotlight...
Either I fight back against the dream or am just very rational in the dream, because I immediately start explaining all the reasons why this is a bad idea (none of which involve me being female, actually, so maybe only semi-rational). I don't know any of the songs they sing except for one in a dramatically hum when it comes on the radio way. I have no desire to be in this group. Fans are going to be SO ANGRY and hate it. Etc.
Then they tell me that I can quit the group, but I still have to go out there and sing with them. I suggest, "No, let me be an MC or something! I'll just introduce and interview them." They wouldn't let me. YOU MUST SING WITH THEM. IT MUST BE DONE.
So I escaped with my boyfriend Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World. Obviously it was the only choice left.
♥
So! I am working on holiday cards! If you want one and haven't given me your address, please do so by clicking the link below UNLESS you are on DW, in which case go here.
I have apparently been a member of the band One Direction this whole time and never knew. At least that's what my dream from this morning told me.
We were at some concert featuring a variety of performers - a Christmas special, and One Direction was supposed to go out and perform. I was told backstage that -- OH HEY you've always been one of the members where have you been!? Instead of this being some happy moment for me where I run out into the spotlight...
Either I fight back against the dream or am just very rational in the dream, because I immediately start explaining all the reasons why this is a bad idea (none of which involve me being female, actually, so maybe only semi-rational). I don't know any of the songs they sing except for one in a dramatically hum when it comes on the radio way. I have no desire to be in this group. Fans are going to be SO ANGRY and hate it. Etc.
Then they tell me that I can quit the group, but I still have to go out there and sing with them. I suggest, "No, let me be an MC or something! I'll just introduce and interview them." They wouldn't let me. YOU MUST SING WITH THEM. IT MUST BE DONE.
So I escaped with my boyfriend Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World. Obviously it was the only choice left.
♥
So! I am working on holiday cards! If you want one and haven't given me your address, please do so by clicking the link below UNLESS you are on DW, in which case go here.