kaaaaaaaaaaaaai, kai-kai.
Waiting for 2 of my siblings to arrive from good old WV and help me with lighting projects. And lounge around eating pizza until tomorrow when we'll have city adventures.
Until that moment arrives, here is the result of today and other days' boredom.
ABANDONED FIC IDEAS
(01) Arashi gets all excited about Nino being pregnant, then it turns to EPIC ANGST when they realize that Nino has no uterus. The fetus is killing him by like... absorbing the organs or something. RAWR FETUS ATTACK. And then Nino's like "Arashi don't preach... I'm gonna keep mah baby oooooo."
(02) Jun comes out to Arashi... as being a straight male. Everyone is horrified that he's been pretending that his metrosexuality was just a sign of his inherent gheiness. He kisses a girl and he likes it. The rest of Arashi fight to seduce him, but then Aiba realizes that he's not getting hard either, and maybe he's straight for his stylist. MADNESS.
(3) Harmony is a girl from America destined to be a Japanese pop star, because someone owed her father a lot of money and he's got connections in the business. She can't really sing, but it's okay because she has a good-girl-gone-bad image and has a poodle as the rest of her "band". Things are about to get crazy, because she just got called to be a guest on a little show called... Shukudai-kun! Then Shukudai-kun ends before her appearance can happen and she never meets Arashi, though she would totally be up for sleeping with 4/5ths of them. Guest appearance by Sho, who tells her he likes her new single. One time. Possibly.
(4) Ohno's role as Kaibutsu-kun exhausts him to the point where he thinks he really is a monster. Arashi decide to have an intervention before he bites any more people, but Sho sheepishly changes his mind when he decides he kinda likes it rough.
(5) Nino gets a nasty bump on the head from a stage accident, and when he comes to... he can read minds. Suddenly he finds himself in a LOVE TRIANGLE. Without anyone saying anything. At all. Also it would probably involve an all-knowing Shaman-esque Aiba. And cheesy music like Every Little Thing She Does is Magic by The Police.
REJECTED TITLES
ARASHI FOR BREAM: An Ohno Satoshi Fishing Adventure
Benny and Jun
I'm Sorry, Nino, But I Just Don't Think That's Physically Possible (Part 9)
Sho and Verbal-san Have Sex With Weird Hats On
AIBABAR the Elephant
I dunno though, with the green suit and that safety flag, the last title is sort of begging to be written anyway.
Until that moment arrives, here is the result of today and other days' boredom.
ABANDONED FIC IDEAS
(01) Arashi gets all excited about Nino being pregnant, then it turns to EPIC ANGST when they realize that Nino has no uterus. The fetus is killing him by like... absorbing the organs or something. RAWR FETUS ATTACK. And then Nino's like "Arashi don't preach... I'm gonna keep mah baby oooooo."
(02) Jun comes out to Arashi... as being a straight male. Everyone is horrified that he's been pretending that his metrosexuality was just a sign of his inherent gheiness. He kisses a girl and he likes it. The rest of Arashi fight to seduce him, but then Aiba realizes that he's not getting hard either, and maybe he's straight for his stylist. MADNESS.
(3) Harmony is a girl from America destined to be a Japanese pop star, because someone owed her father a lot of money and he's got connections in the business. She can't really sing, but it's okay because she has a good-girl-gone-bad image and has a poodle as the rest of her "band". Things are about to get crazy, because she just got called to be a guest on a little show called... Shukudai-kun! Then Shukudai-kun ends before her appearance can happen and she never meets Arashi, though she would totally be up for sleeping with 4/5ths of them. Guest appearance by Sho, who tells her he likes her new single. One time. Possibly.
(4) Ohno's role as Kaibutsu-kun exhausts him to the point where he thinks he really is a monster. Arashi decide to have an intervention before he bites any more people, but Sho sheepishly changes his mind when he decides he kinda likes it rough.
(5) Nino gets a nasty bump on the head from a stage accident, and when he comes to... he can read minds. Suddenly he finds himself in a LOVE TRIANGLE. Without anyone saying anything. At all. Also it would probably involve an all-knowing Shaman-esque Aiba. And cheesy music like Every Little Thing She Does is Magic by The Police.
REJECTED TITLES
ARASHI FOR BREAM: An Ohno Satoshi Fishing Adventure
Benny and Jun
I'm Sorry, Nino, But I Just Don't Think That's Physically Possible (Part 9)
Sho and Verbal-san Have Sex With Weird Hats On
AIBABAR the Elephant
I dunno though, with the green suit and that safety flag, the last title is sort of begging to be written anyway.