Sep 04, 2004 10:34
Hello survivors... I have much to tell about since the last of my entries, but would really rather expound upon most events in person... Man... I just slept from about five p.m. yesterday until ten thirty this morning. I had at least five insanely elaborate dreams that I cannot recall, and even answered the phone a few times -informing one caller that I was on eight... "What?" "You know... Level eight!" (I work at a hospital with nine levels... apparently during that time of the evening, I was on level eight... Interesting...) "Well, I get out of work around eight thirty [p.m.]" "Yeah? Do you want to go to the beach??" Ugh... I am such a nut-case for the first moments of my awakening! People don't seem to realize the extent -but I have been making up sleepy fibs for years! I can't wait until I win the lottery and can finally sleep on my own fucking schedule... Unfortunately I hear you actually have to play to win, so until then I suppose I'll stick to selling my health for money on the manual labor circuit... Luckily I sold quite a bit of it this week, so if anyone wants to have a little adventure of some sort, then feel free to give a call! Hopefully I will have been awake for at least a little while before you call... If not, you can test me by asking irrelevant questions to see if I quickly make up a corresponding fake answer to get you off the phone... Man. What the hell am I going to do now that I'm awake so early on a Saturday morning!? Maybe I'll start calling people that I know are asleep to see what happens... Alright... See you in your dreams!
Dan
"It's time that we grow old and do some shit..."