i'll be your private dancer

[nice_to_know]

no carb arizona peach green tea tastes a bit like cough drops
no wonder my dad is angry all the time
it's all he's allowed to drink

odali seems to be pretty good at attracting stalkers
that being said she's left her phone at home
and each and every one of said stalkers has decided to call her
right now
she's way too goddamn nice
why doesn't she just say no
when they ask for her number
it's easy
see:
"hey can i have your number"
"i'm sorry, but i kinda get a creepy serial killer i'll-stalk-you-for-the-rest-of-your-life vibe off of you, so no"
fin. finito.
unless of course they buy it from someone
which is a different story entirely...