Aug 06, 2005 22:06
Dear John Mayer
I'd just like to let you know, i'd definatly screw you. i mean i guess thats not saying much because there are actually alot of people that i'd definatly screw, but you're high up there. now i'm not going to lie and say you're number one on my list, but hey we can't win them all. Some people might have found the whole heroin addict look you had going on the cover of Heavier Things a turn off, but not me. Statutory rape charges? 16 is the age of consent isn't it. and besides that you can't really rape the willing
sorry i've been listening to that CD all day...