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Last night I went to the ATP. Yeah, I can't believe it either. Normally I would never take one step in a stadium designed for those "country club games", you know where those burgois congregate to watch other burgois wearing their good whites step on an oversized ping pong table and play a game after the stock exchange has closed for the day, and inbetween coctails. But I happen to be dating a girl who is working there this year so, I thought what the hell? why not go once?(I love girls who have the ability to make a man forget about his morals, and ideals). Well I now have tested reasoning for never watching tennis. In the stadium seats I saw burgois, and in the parking lot I saw lexus, and mercedes. These people actually had the chutspah to call tennis a sport. I kept on hearing all of these capitalist pigs saying, "the reason why I like tennis so much is because". But just like in a stockholders meeting, they never said the real reasons why they like tennis so much. Everytime I kept on hearing, "I like tennis so much because you can always come back to the game after being away from it for a while and return to the same skill level as before" -I couldn't help but think to myself what she really wanted to say but decided not to let it slip out of her PC mouth, "the reason why I like tennis is because the only darker skinned people around the court are either wearing red vests and parking our car, or carrying a menu and bringing us our mint julips." This was an amazing experience where all of my thoughts on this leisurly game played by socialites were confirmed. Even the venders there made me sick. I have never seen a diamond jewler at a sporting event before last night, (and when I call tennis a sport I mean to apologize to all of the real sports out there such as Baseball, Basketball, and Football). I think I am going to be sick.