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00:04 RT @NathanFillion: On this day in 1911 NY Times sent the first around the world telegram. Today, I blocked 12 spambots. How far we've come.
10:06 RT @DrSamuelJohnson: Sports Direct appears to be a ghastly Wharf-House, pack'd with Harlequin-colour'd RAGS for the lower ORDERS
10:14 Glad I didn't take too much notice of the sunshine this morning and brought a coat. It raineth full mightily!
10:24 My repaired car reminds me of a Yes Minister quote re the workings of government: the engine of a lawnmower but the brakes of an F1 car.
10:53 Noooo!!!! Can't get @bbctms commentary at work today! Stupid inconsistent work firewall policy!
11:08 Oh no! A duck at last for @JimmyAnderson9. Hope Broad and Harmy can get a few cheeky ones before ruining the pitch some more.
11:42 Why has the low bandwidth BBC radio iPlayer suddenly switched from WMP to RealPlayer overnight? Very jerky commentary on normal player :-(
13:47 Need to go to the loo, but there's some good geekery over cricket dismissals on TMS so don't want to leave.
15:24 Broad having a purple patch! Desperately hoping England can keep this going!
18:19 Hmm, Cook letting the side down. Come on Belly!
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