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[nice_guns]

Hey, Rossiu?

I'm going to need that one thing you gave me in your village, that constricting sack thing, as soon as you can.

....

And I've got a job for you.

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[iliedpeopledied]

...Yes, Yoko-san?

[nice_guns]

Well, see... Kamina needs someone to make sure he doesn't die.

[rorofightdapowa]

...you better not be about to ask Forehead to do what I THINK you're about to ask him to do....

[nice_guns]

He's the only one least likely to complain!

Unless you want Doctor Faust's wife to do it for you...

[rorofightdapowa]

I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DO IT FOR ME!!! THIS IS INSANE AND HUMILIATING IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY!!!!

[nice_guns]

THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN, THE LONGER IT TAKES TO GET BETTER.

I think.

[rorofightdapowa]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HUMILIATING THIS IS?!

DO YOU?!

[nice_guns]

No.

And I have no wish to find out.

[upyourscolonel]

I WANNA FIND OUT

[nice_guns]

....

Arn't you leaving soon?

[upyourscolonel]

Yeah.

But I'll have you know it's entirely against my will.

You people and your forcing vacations on me. Even though this "vacation" will likely turn into a bigger chore than staying here would.

[rorofightdapowa]

If our roles were reversed I'd make it as painless as possible.

But NOOOOOOO!!!!

[nice_guns]

How would you do that?

AND DON'T YOU DARE TURN THIS INTO A "IF I WAS YOU" ARGUMENT.

[rorofightdapowa]

I'D FIND A WAY!!!!

AND YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY HELPING THE WHOLE "HAHAHAHA KISS YOUR PRIDE GOODBYE, DUMBASS" SCENARIO!!!

[nice_guns]

WELL IT'S ROSSIU, GOURRY, OR A DEAD WOMAN. WHICH IS MOST PLAINLESS?

I HAVE PLENTY OF IDEAS. I JUST CAN'T DO THEM RIGHT NOW.

[rorofightdapowa]

KJSHDFLKJASDFLSAHDFLKSDAFKKASDFKJSDF DAMMIT, FINE!!!!

AT LEAST FOREHEAD WON'T OPEN HIS MOUTH ABOUT IT!!!!

Oh really?