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[nice_guns]

Hey, Rossiu?

I'm going to need that one thing you gave me in your village, that constricting sack thing, as soon as you can.

....

And I've got a job for you.

Comments

[ragetheseas]

I'll try not to point out the hypocrisy.

[nice_guns]

I was ordered to! This isn't my fault!

[ragetheseas]

Excuses.

[nice_guns]

Yeah, well, I don't fancy being a necrophiliac, thanks.

[ragetheseas]

Pfft, like I'd want to.

[nice_guns]

What?

safk;aofdsdsof;kaf;sfoasfs;fksa;ofs

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MENT.

[ragetheseas]

Really? You fooled me.

[nice_guns]

SHUT UP.

[ragetheseas]

Wait, what DID you mean then?

[rorofightdapowa]

Doc Faust said if she has sex with me in my condition, there's a good chance I'll die.

Make one smartass comment. I dare you.

[upyourscolonel]

OH I WANT TO BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANY.

[rorofightdapowa]

Good, the fact that you can't just saved me from hacking off your other limbs.

Then you'd be called the Fullmetal Torso.

[upyourscolonel]

JGKUYFDTIFKDGDKYD HAHAH WHAT. THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

And yet I laugh.

[rorofightdapowa]

All threats aside though, when you get back, you might want to update the roster.

Haruko joined awhile back, and Faust agreed to be the ship's physician. I'm getting a room and office set up as we speak. He and Eliza are joining us!

[upyourscolonel]

Do skeletons need ranks...?

Why don't YOU update the roster, mister commander boss guy?

[rorofightdapowa]

Because it's not that important and I'm stuck in bed recovering?