Voicemails.
I don't normally post personal phone conversations, but I get a kick out of these. Read if you want to laugh. These were all left by this kid I know. He's just a friend, and he jokes around a lot.
FYI: He was drunk.
Aug 25th, 11:56PM
"Hey um, my phone got jacked so uh, yeah I don't have it right now. But uhh, I miss you and I love you so ah, yeah heh. Uhh, I was gonna say ah text message me or somethin' but that won't really work so umm, I'll find a way to get in touch, ahh... Bye.
FYI: The friend in the background was upset about something totally separate.
Aug 26th 12:04AM
"You've got to be fucking kidding me! Twice in a row?"
(Friend in the background: "What the fuck!")
"There's no way, no shit."
(Friend in the background: "I'm pissed!")
"I'm pissed too. We're both pissed. Call me back."
Aug 27th 12:19AM
"Oh my God, I cannot believe you. This is the last time, maybe, in like fifteen minutes, that I called. But uh yeah, yeah if you call back I've gotta drive my buddy's car home so uh, not that I'm counting on it or anything, I probably won't answer. Yeah I'll talk to you later. Maybe. Bye."
My phone died, which is why he blamed me for "doing it that time".
Aug 28th 6:32AM
"Yeah you totally did it that time. Uh that's cool. So um, you know, I guess I still love you. And um, I'll talk to you later. LLLLater."
Today 1:02AM
"Hey I miss you, you should call me back. I mean, you should answer when I call you back in like TEN minutes. Later."
FYI: This call and the previous call were made on a friend's cell phone, since his was stolen earlier.
Today 1:36AM
"Hey uh, it's cool you don't want to talk to me, but I still love you. So ah, if you feel the desire to contact me, ah you can call this number back and the dude might be able to find me somewhere around here, but if not that's cool so ah, later."
FYI: The next day would have been Saturday.
Today 2:05AM
"Not here right now my ass! Okay but uh seriously, um, I understand you didn't answer because you have school tomorrow or whatever so bor foi but uhh, if it's 'cause [of] another guy I'm gonna cut him, so ummm, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Goodnigghht, this is the last time I'll call 'cause you're prolly sleepin' or whatever so III love you, bye."
nice fake nails: READ THE PHONE CALLS.
ashleeeeee: i did
ashleeeeee: i laughed
ashleeeeee: i loved
ashleeeeee: i cried
FYI: He was drunk.
Aug 25th, 11:56PM
"Hey um, my phone got jacked so uh, yeah I don't have it right now. But uhh, I miss you and I love you so ah, yeah heh. Uhh, I was gonna say ah text message me or somethin' but that won't really work so umm, I'll find a way to get in touch, ahh... Bye.
FYI: The friend in the background was upset about something totally separate.
Aug 26th 12:04AM
"You've got to be fucking kidding me! Twice in a row?"
(Friend in the background: "What the fuck!")
"There's no way, no shit."
(Friend in the background: "I'm pissed!")
"I'm pissed too. We're both pissed. Call me back."
Aug 27th 12:19AM
"Oh my God, I cannot believe you. This is the last time, maybe, in like fifteen minutes, that I called. But uh yeah, yeah if you call back I've gotta drive my buddy's car home so uh, not that I'm counting on it or anything, I probably won't answer. Yeah I'll talk to you later. Maybe. Bye."
My phone died, which is why he blamed me for "doing it that time".
Aug 28th 6:32AM
"Yeah you totally did it that time. Uh that's cool. So um, you know, I guess I still love you. And um, I'll talk to you later. LLLLater."
Today 1:02AM
"Hey I miss you, you should call me back. I mean, you should answer when I call you back in like TEN minutes. Later."
FYI: This call and the previous call were made on a friend's cell phone, since his was stolen earlier.
Today 1:36AM
"Hey uh, it's cool you don't want to talk to me, but I still love you. So ah, if you feel the desire to contact me, ah you can call this number back and the dude might be able to find me somewhere around here, but if not that's cool so ah, later."
FYI: The next day would have been Saturday.
Today 2:05AM
"Not here right now my ass! Okay but uh seriously, um, I understand you didn't answer because you have school tomorrow or whatever so bor foi but uhh, if it's 'cause [of] another guy I'm gonna cut him, so ummm, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Goodnigghht, this is the last time I'll call 'cause you're prolly sleepin' or whatever so III love you, bye."
nice fake nails: READ THE PHONE CALLS.
ashleeeeee: i did
ashleeeeee: i laughed
ashleeeeee: i loved
ashleeeeee: i cried