I believe I am allergic to something. itchyitchystuffystuffy
This made me laugh exceptionally hard:
At the age of 21, Jason Davis was hit in the face with a car. He has since devoted his life to writing.
In search of the Holy Conor Owls of Omaha
The Black Knight was defeated, and there was much rejoicing (yeaaa), and so the knights went onward in their quest.
A lovely fellow named Tim (he's an enchanter) was encountered along the way. Arthur doesn't much care for this photo as he looks rather camp in it.