another bored night .
So i got this email from my grandma && i wanted to share it cause i think it`s true . It`s cute so everybody better read it all !! I have tonight, tomorrow night && thursday night off from work sO i`m hella happy about that ! But i`m gonna go chill w. my man <333
Here`s the email .
One Flaw In Women
>
>By the time the Lord made woman,
>
>He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
>
>An angel appeared and said,
>
>"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
>
>And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
>
>She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
>
>have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
>
>and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
>
>have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
>
>have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken
heart
>
>-and she will do everything
>
>with only two hands."
>
>The angel was astounded at the requirements.
>
>"Only two hands!? No way!
>
>And that's just on the standard model?
>
>That's too much work for one day.
>
>Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>
>But I won't," the Lord protested.
>
>"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own
heart.
>
>She already heals herself when she is sick
>
>AND can work 18 hour days."
>
>The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
>
>"But you have made her so soft, Lord."
>
>"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
>
>"but I have also made her tough.
>
>You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
>"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
>
>The Lord replied,
>
>"Not only will she be able to think,
>
>she will be able to reason and negotiate."
>
>The angel then noticed something,
>
>and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
>
>"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
>
>I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
>
>"That's not a leak,"
>
>the Lord corrected,
>
>"that's a tear!"
>
>"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>
>The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
>
>her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
>
>her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
>
>The angel was impressed.
>
>"You are a genius, Lord.
>
>You thought of everything!
>
>Woman is truly amazing."
>
>And she is!
>
>Women have strengths that amaze men.
>
>They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
>
>but they hold happiness,
>
>love and joy.
>
>They smile when they want to scream.
>
>They sing when they want to cry.
>
>They cry when they are happy
>
>and laugh when they are nervous.
>
>They fight for what they believe in.
>
&g! t;They stand up to injustice.
>
>They don't take "no" for an answer
>
>when they believe there is a better solution.
>
>They go without so their family can have.
>
>They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
>
>They love unconditionally.
>
>They cry when their children excel
>
>and cheer when their friends get awards.
>
>They are happy when they hear about
>
>a birth or a wedding.
>
>Their hearts break when a friend dies.
>
>They grieve at the loss of a family member,
>
>yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
>
>They know that a hug and a kiss
>
>can heal a broken heart.
>
>Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
>
>They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
>
>to show how much they care about you.
>
>The heart of a woman is what makes! the world keep turning.
>
>They bring joy, hope and love.
>
>They have compassion and ideals.
>
>They give moral support to their family and friends.
>
>Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
>
>HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
>
>IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
>
>PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives
>
>to remind them just how amazing they are.
By the way, I hate it when people hate on me, my man &&/or ourrelationship..for real, i hate people sometimes,,&& girls like 90% of my time..ugh .
Here`s the email .
One Flaw In Women
>
>By the time the Lord made woman,
>
>He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
>
>An angel appeared and said,
>
>"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
>
>And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
>
>She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
>
>have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
>
>and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
>
>have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
>
>have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken
heart
>
>-and she will do everything
>
>with only two hands."
>
>The angel was astounded at the requirements.
>
>"Only two hands!? No way!
>
>And that's just on the standard model?
>
>That's too much work for one day.
>
>Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>
>But I won't," the Lord protested.
>
>"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own
heart.
>
>She already heals herself when she is sick
>
>AND can work 18 hour days."
>
>The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
>
>"But you have made her so soft, Lord."
>
>"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
>
>"but I have also made her tough.
>
>You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
>"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
>
>The Lord replied,
>
>"Not only will she be able to think,
>
>she will be able to reason and negotiate."
>
>The angel then noticed something,
>
>and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
>
>"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
>
>I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
>
>"That's not a leak,"
>
>the Lord corrected,
>
>"that's a tear!"
>
>"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>
>The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
>
>her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
>
>her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
>
>The angel was impressed.
>
>"You are a genius, Lord.
>
>You thought of everything!
>
>Woman is truly amazing."
>
>And she is!
>
>Women have strengths that amaze men.
>
>They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
>
>but they hold happiness,
>
>love and joy.
>
>They smile when they want to scream.
>
>They sing when they want to cry.
>
>They cry when they are happy
>
>and laugh when they are nervous.
>
>They fight for what they believe in.
>
&g! t;They stand up to injustice.
>
>They don't take "no" for an answer
>
>when they believe there is a better solution.
>
>They go without so their family can have.
>
>They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
>
>They love unconditionally.
>
>They cry when their children excel
>
>and cheer when their friends get awards.
>
>They are happy when they hear about
>
>a birth or a wedding.
>
>Their hearts break when a friend dies.
>
>They grieve at the loss of a family member,
>
>yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
>
>They know that a hug and a kiss
>
>can heal a broken heart.
>
>Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
>
>They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
>
>to show how much they care about you.
>
>The heart of a woman is what makes! the world keep turning.
>
>They bring joy, hope and love.
>
>They have compassion and ideals.
>
>They give moral support to their family and friends.
>
>Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
>
>HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
>
>IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
>
>PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives
>
>to remind them just how amazing they are.
By the way, I hate it when people hate on me, my man &&/or ourrelationship..for real, i hate people sometimes,,&& girls like 90% of my time..ugh .