fuckin spiders
an intelligent post it ain't. if you are offended by the f-bomb, turn back now.
my laptop has not been able to close for the last month or so because a screw came out of the screens base and when you shut it, it puts too much pressure on one side and it starts to separate which also makes opening it again difficult. because of this i have been setting my power-off to 1 minute at night and leaving it open.
just now i'm sitting, enjoying my relaxing day, looking at different infusers for my car, and a fuckin giant ass fuckin furry wolf spider tries to land on my fuckin chest. i do a fuckin matrix move and wrench my fuckin back, throw my laptop forward on the bed and it bounces off and goes crashing to the floor. bitch is closed now. i killed the little fucker with my bare hand...and a kleenex. something i wouldn't usually do but it was trying to escape and that bastard couldn't get away. i open my laptop to find that not only the side is bowing out, but the base of the screen is open and i can see inside. guess there is no avoiding a trip back to best buy, luckily all of this falls under my three year warranty. fuckin ugh.
so fuckity fuck fuck poop.
my laptop has not been able to close for the last month or so because a screw came out of the screens base and when you shut it, it puts too much pressure on one side and it starts to separate which also makes opening it again difficult. because of this i have been setting my power-off to 1 minute at night and leaving it open.
just now i'm sitting, enjoying my relaxing day, looking at different infusers for my car, and a fuckin giant ass fuckin furry wolf spider tries to land on my fuckin chest. i do a fuckin matrix move and wrench my fuckin back, throw my laptop forward on the bed and it bounces off and goes crashing to the floor. bitch is closed now. i killed the little fucker with my bare hand...and a kleenex. something i wouldn't usually do but it was trying to escape and that bastard couldn't get away. i open my laptop to find that not only the side is bowing out, but the base of the screen is open and i can see inside. guess there is no avoiding a trip back to best buy, luckily all of this falls under my three year warranty. fuckin ugh.
so fuckity fuck fuck poop.