Cormier Legacy 1.2
Last time: Marriage, ISBI twin birth followed IMMEDIATELY by a successful ACR Try for Baby. Why! Inside: Unhappy toddlers, controllable fail, etc. Warning: A little language.
Just a reminder. They did this. Apparently Marji has a Flavor (by which I mean a stank).
But she looks so happy, it's hard to stay mad. Besides, I know what she's done to herself.
This.
Helpful Husband is not.
Well, Nanny... typically you bring the bottle to the baby and hold both. Just sayin'.
Apparently the house makes her feel filthy. Bonus: I never noticed you could see the legs through the water. Kind of cool.
This seems very, very, very familiar.
Guys, Randall is the WORSE FFW I have ever had in my game, INCLUDING the one who kidnapped a toddler from me in a different lot.
[insert joke about body paint here]
So, I have lesswhiny, so never EVER see this animation anymore. I guess Calen is extra-special this time.
Still, he manages to feed himself promptly, unlike the uncontrollables in every other ISBI I read.
Of course, even with a nanny and a husband, Marjani does all the work. I'm almost getting used to the flies in my game.
Calen is doing this instead, because Fortune Marjani needed a boost and wanted a game worth however much this is worth.
He thinks he's gambit because his lady is Southern. How cute!
Friday, 2:59 AM. I just want you to be aware.
The dawn brings a very pretty Bump! picture.
I wish I had timestamped this. But it is the same visit from Randall, and as evidenced above, past 6AM.
Sophie gets to play in my new toy. Once. But she looks happy, right? Right...?
The nanny is here, placing Randall's eventual wake-up past 10AM.
SO THEN HE DOES THIS . ALL DAY. Nobody plays with him. He has officially been in the house doing nothing for over 12 hours, and when Marjani was home she was too busy/exhausted to try and get him to leave. D< GO HOME!
... Or don't. You could go faceplant in a sparkly omellette. That's... you know... the same. Anyway. Birthday time (becoz my infants only get a day).
Simon! A chipper littler elf. Can't say how I feel about the face, though.
Sophie is evil, but I kind of love her anyway. Plus, yay, both of them inherited Dad's ears. Take that, boring hu-man mother!
Coordinated pouting with BIG LIPS. Seriously I think she = prettiest toddler I've ever had.
Marjani: I'm up!!
Or not. But hey, osmosis seems to be working for her. Bonus: The fun meter that will NOT go up.
Hey, awake long enough for Bump #2!
But only just. P.S. Calen you wouldn't have to worry so much if you helped out with ANYTHING.
Toddler tooth dislocation is so, so gross.
You know, on reflection they're pretty similar looking, but I just can't help loving Sophie more. It might be cause her name is Sophie and she doesn't scream in her crib, but whatever. Love.
Aww--c'mon! I'm in charge of you! Nobody else over the age of 2 has done this! Sigh.
Um, um, you're holding him wrong! You know what? Go back to not participating.
Then again, Sophie is attempting to return to the womb/get to know whatever is in there ahead of time.
I did not invite this woman into my house. I kinda like her pinchy awful face.
I almost might prefer his sister because Simon looks like a duck. Also, these are the only PJs I ever seem to get anymore.
Now, before you judge me for the SmustleLegacy picture, please know that she is Smustling for DEAR LIFE here.
Calen: Oh, man. My hand smells like a fart. What's up with that?
Look, he's sleeping on the floor, yes. But he isn't covered in flies and green stink gas. So I consider this a plus.
This, on the other hand, makes my skin crawl. Who keeps knocking over my trash!?
... WTG, jpg compression. Anyway, YES PLEASE WE NEED YOU, Butler.
Sophie is mad as fuck about being so dirty right nex t to her toy sink. But Marjani is either passed out, close to starvation, or both.
Duckface just wants a hug. This picture is so depressing.
This time I am also emo about the roaches.
Oh and I do this to try and help with the hungry/sleepy/sad issue.
Here is the butler. His name is Bill and he always looks a little depressed. Maybe he's not sure about taking their money, all things considered.
Calen: Man, why can't that bitch give birth more quietly? I am trying to SLEEP here!
You know, this might explain his later trouble with the children.
Calen finally decides to get up, Marjani is close to tears. I am not used to seeing an orange plumbbob.
But hey! Only one more, that's good!
Just for comparisons's sake.
Here is Ophelia, and my mouse cursor. That skin is really really yellow.
Again, controllable = bad at life this update.
This really made me giggle out loud. Maybe his LTW is to be a dancer.
Yeah, um... not in that outfit, Cay.
WTF the exterminator came and charged me up the ass. Why. Why are there still SO MANY.
Bill wants praise for cleaning the pristine sink. Uh, no. Try changing toddler diapers or killing roaches or something of value.Thanks.
I don't even know where to begin with this.
Hey, that's... kind of like being useful.
Bill: Don't worry, Sophie. It'll be okay.
Next time: It isn't. ALSO: If those last two pictures seem off, let me know. I renamed them on Photobucket but even refreshing was showing them oddly, so...