Cormier 1.1
Inside: Marriage. Sexy Times. Babies? Babies.
When we left off... wait let me check. Oh, right. So! When we left out, Marjani and Calen had a dream date in her one-room cottage. Here, leaving flowers is SERIOUS TIME.
She walks right past them to pee after being promoted. Yay.
Oh thanks, I forgot her name. Uh... so I guess Calen comes back over and they do this 'cause it's cute.
And then he looks at Porn. Not pictured: Dinner.
Not pictured: anything leading up to this moment. Calen is a rich mo-fo and becomes unselectable.
This is the FIRST thing he does after move in. Marjani, you're not regretting the choice, are you?
Because, post makeover I am not. I'm pretty sure this is one of OEPU's elf templates (both EELF and the last template have ears IIRC).
Spam!
Hey, uncontrollables stuffing their face is fair game in a Legacy! This isn't spam. Even if I love his sideburns to death.
Dear Diary: I moved in with that nice lady I wrote about earlier--you know, the WooHoo lady? Yeah, but I forgot my teddy. Diary, what am I going to do? I can never go back to the townie void my old place and get him back. This is serious cause for concern!
Apparently so was the filthy, filthy toilet. Not pictured: Marjani blowing chunks into the toilet in the first place. That's right. From Zero to Preggers in fifty seconds. Also: Hello Mr. Phone! I do not re-angle or put up my walls much, no. Why do you ask?
You know how some people hate bath pirates? I don't. Teehee!
And that is all he does of interest for days. The rest of the time, despite his high relationship score with Marjani and/or the bed being empty, he just smolders on the couch and occasionally naps. Pretty couch, tho.
Oh! So I guess he's a police officer. That's pretty cool, not to get an unemployed townie.
My promotion was fantastic! But I think I shouldn't have had that last cold cut from today's meeting. Wait. Wait, am I....
pregnant?! But that means I'll... I'll have to stay home from work for at least TWO DAYS. :< (seriously, the whole pregnancy just involved the want to go to work, which I did not realize that, thanks to the miracle of the car/ her feet, I could fulfill).
Splort #1
Time for some sexy maternity pants! Still looking sweet, Marji!
Nothing is exciting about this picture, except going outside triggered a change into default maternity. Shwa?
Smoldersmoldersmolder. I watched him do this for hours on triple speed because Marjani went to bed.
Then he did this!
And, hooray, this! The speech effect is what really gets me for the whole play in the tub business. Anyway, since I have alternative means of entertainment, this means he has a high playfulness score, right?
What the hell is with these pants and why do they only show up on my townies who are wearing so obviously tucked-in shirts? Oh, plus I took a picture of him because his name is James Hayes. This is Significant because Marjani is the name of one of my roleplaying characters, and Calen was the name of a friend of mine's, and then Hayes and James are the last names for one of my favorite characters and her SO. I added none of these to my townie replacement name list.
Since I'm not wasting my one command on telling Calen to tend the garden, the 15637 months pregnant lady gets sent out in the middle of the night.
I guess he was at work anyway. So, uh, uncontrollable promotion FTW. (Seriously, can't I have ONE arms-waver? Boo)
Harvesting!
Then she WANTED to fish. At 1AM. PS her 2nd bump is not so in evidence but check out the pregmorph boobs. HOOGE.
Marjani: Darling?
Calen: What, me?
Marjani: Yes. So, considering that we are expecting a child, that I am exhausted and have just been chased by bees all over the damn place, and am in my front lawn in my pajamas, will you make our child a legitimate option for heir?
Calen: . . .?
Marjani: *sigh* Will you marry me?
Calen: OMG Yes of course I wanna get hitched we've barely interacted this whole time!!
Calen: ...shit. Did I ? *looks around* Did I just get engaged?
Looks like we might have a Romance Sim on our hands. Yes I really didn't check when I changed his appearance/clothes.
I'm sure that the kind of lady who wears her expensive jewelry to bed has always imagined having a shotgun wedding in her pajamas on the front lawn next to the mailbox.
Celebrating Your Recent Marriage: You're doing it wrong.
Nope. You're still doing it wrong.
That's better. And since she's already knocked up, that's lovely!
Calen: Hey, this is nice. Maybe... maybe this whole thing won't be so bad after all.
Oh, how sadly he is mistaken.
Every classy lady gives birth in the Kitchen, in her underpants. STILL WEARING HER JEWELRY C'MON EAxis, you take off their glasses why not jewelry this is what I get for re-classifying my accessories.
Oh shit oh shit please only be two please not trips or quads please please please....
Oh thank GOD. This is Simon, with Daddy's eyes and closer to Mommy's skintone (but I don't know if it's exact).
And here is Sophie, heir unless I say otherwise. Marjani's eyes and a skin with too-dark eyelids but otherwise pretty features.
The babies make it to the unpictured but disgustingly frilly nursery, and Calen paints a picture I did for class years ago. It is not so great.
Oh, hello ACR. I see with children in the house, we wear underpants now. ... Wait. You just had twins that I will not be allowed to control. Why are you... oh God what does that say in your Queue? It's not Try for Baby, is it? IS IT?
Yeah. It is.
Next time: Jingles, and my first ever HARD challenge: toddler twins with only one controllable in the house.