hmmmp
last tongiht was interesting....
i went out to dinner with ellen and rose..which reminded me why i was such good friends with ellen at one point..shes fucking hilarious...then we all went to Julians concert.. (which was absolutely amazing that kid is talented i say).....
anyway afterwards around 10:00
(INTERESTING)
i was driving rose home...when they arose from the darkness. They were the most beautifull colors in the world.... dancing and swirlign about seductively...blinding me, intoxicating me..i could hardly breath as the red mingled with white and blue..at first i thought it was an angel coming to get me...for surely nothing could be that beautifull ......however as the lights got closer....closer...i saw through their deceptive ploy..and i realized it wasn't an angel..but a cop...........(sort of like an angel ONLY NOT) .......most people would quiver in fear at those lights...i however was overcome with a sudden urge to dance...either that or sing christmas carols (bright colored lights always do that to me)..so anyway....rose started to have convulsions in the seat next to me....
where as i turned into a complete dumbass i do that when im nervous...
The cop said I was going 70 in a 35 mile zone. How did I respond to this? HA ha ha ha…….im such a douche..well first i told the cop that not only was i speeding but i was speeding with a faulty car...my fuse system thingy doesn't work... you know why let him get me for one thing when he can get me for two...ha ha ha ha ....by then i was really nervous...this is when i turn into a complete douche...so i started making jokes and using spasmatic handsignals..I think i may have even sung the theme song to ghostbuster....….the cop just laughed told a joke of his own and let me off......he really was a nice cop....
i nearly shat myself...
then ha h ah aha ha ha hah HA H AH AHAHAH this is really funny...seriousally...im laughing right now...(ok maybe not, thats a lie)...
I was feeling all good.....you know, after escaping the near death experience I'm sure i would of had got if i had returned home that night wiht a ticket...
grinning .I turned to rose to congradulate her on playing it "cool" with the cop*sarcastic*...
when she started vomiting in my car....so what do I do?Smelling the vomit, and getting really wierded out and uncomfortable, i start to make jokes. (Knowing what i know now, i would seriousaly advise anyone that has a sick girl next to them in thier car to, wait until after their done spewing out their lungs to talk to them, or until your twenty feet away)
Rose starts laughing
Only instead of it being a healthy sound
I hear a gurling..or rather the sound of a cat being strangled, beaten, peed on and lit on fire all at once..only it wasnt a cat it was ROSE.....
She was choking on her own puke
Causing her to hiccup
Causing the vomit to spew all over my car
At that moment
I wanted to kick myself in the ass (only my feet dont move that way)
Instead I started vomiting
so great that i too, could share in this loving moment with rose...it was a cornucopia of love......
so I rolled down my window
And attempted to stear
While my head was outside the car staring at the road covered with the remenents of a once happy meal.....but alas now a sad meal..a depressed meal... a meal that needed prozac.....thats when i almost killed us....by going off the cliff...Okay maybe cliffs a bit overdone......I almost killed us by going off a LARGE hill......
anway..
thats my night
Generally i think im a preety good driver (most would argue) but tongiht my confidence was shaken like an abused baby
ps. i need to stop smoking....
pps. is it wierd that cop lights make me horny? or that im going to buy some and put them in my room next to my bed at night?
i went out to dinner with ellen and rose..which reminded me why i was such good friends with ellen at one point..shes fucking hilarious...then we all went to Julians concert.. (which was absolutely amazing that kid is talented i say).....
anyway afterwards around 10:00
(INTERESTING)
i was driving rose home...when they arose from the darkness. They were the most beautifull colors in the world.... dancing and swirlign about seductively...blinding me, intoxicating me..i could hardly breath as the red mingled with white and blue..at first i thought it was an angel coming to get me...for surely nothing could be that beautifull ......however as the lights got closer....closer...i saw through their deceptive ploy..and i realized it wasn't an angel..but a cop...........(sort of like an angel ONLY NOT) .......most people would quiver in fear at those lights...i however was overcome with a sudden urge to dance...either that or sing christmas carols (bright colored lights always do that to me)..so anyway....rose started to have convulsions in the seat next to me....
where as i turned into a complete dumbass i do that when im nervous...
The cop said I was going 70 in a 35 mile zone. How did I respond to this? HA ha ha ha…….im such a douche..well first i told the cop that not only was i speeding but i was speeding with a faulty car...my fuse system thingy doesn't work... you know why let him get me for one thing when he can get me for two...ha ha ha ha ....by then i was really nervous...this is when i turn into a complete douche...so i started making jokes and using spasmatic handsignals..I think i may have even sung the theme song to ghostbuster....….the cop just laughed told a joke of his own and let me off......he really was a nice cop....
i nearly shat myself...
then ha h ah aha ha ha hah HA H AH AHAHAH this is really funny...seriousally...im laughing right now...(ok maybe not, thats a lie)...
I was feeling all good.....you know, after escaping the near death experience I'm sure i would of had got if i had returned home that night wiht a ticket...
grinning .I turned to rose to congradulate her on playing it "cool" with the cop*sarcastic*...
when she started vomiting in my car....so what do I do?Smelling the vomit, and getting really wierded out and uncomfortable, i start to make jokes. (Knowing what i know now, i would seriousaly advise anyone that has a sick girl next to them in thier car to, wait until after their done spewing out their lungs to talk to them, or until your twenty feet away)
Rose starts laughing
Only instead of it being a healthy sound
I hear a gurling..or rather the sound of a cat being strangled, beaten, peed on and lit on fire all at once..only it wasnt a cat it was ROSE.....
She was choking on her own puke
Causing her to hiccup
Causing the vomit to spew all over my car
At that moment
I wanted to kick myself in the ass (only my feet dont move that way)
Instead I started vomiting
so great that i too, could share in this loving moment with rose...it was a cornucopia of love......
so I rolled down my window
And attempted to stear
While my head was outside the car staring at the road covered with the remenents of a once happy meal.....but alas now a sad meal..a depressed meal... a meal that needed prozac.....thats when i almost killed us....by going off the cliff...Okay maybe cliffs a bit overdone......I almost killed us by going off a LARGE hill......
anway..
thats my night
Generally i think im a preety good driver (most would argue) but tongiht my confidence was shaken like an abused baby
ps. i need to stop smoking....
pps. is it wierd that cop lights make me horny? or that im going to buy some and put them in my room next to my bed at night?