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Aug 14, 2011 13:08

Quick thoughts on Goukai: ( spoilers )

obsessed with people in spandex

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tofubeast August 14 2011, 18:15:57 UTC
Toeiiiiii you are ridiculous

It's like every new episode of Gokaiger is specifically created to make fandom kill itself via extended lollage

Fourze has such a Daft Punk/Portal vibe to him, and I'm weak against the Bosuzoku theme gah D :

I just hope that he teams up with Super-1 sometime. YOU CAN'T NOT HAVE SUPER-1 TEAMUPTIME, TOEI COME ON.

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niav August 15 2011, 04:00:25 UTC
It's like everything Toei does is specifically created to make fandom kill itself. Fourze just looks like they all sat in a room, shared a joint and went "trololol what would really bother them?"

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shymagical August 15 2011, 08:10:39 UTC
If you hit one of the buttons on his belt it says "get out, rocket" or something like that. This is gonna be hilaaarious.

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tofubeast August 15 2011, 09:36:44 UTC
Hahaha oh man I am not going to be able to go into any new Toei series without thinking about a room full of severely stoned japanese writers gleefully flinging a bong around.

Although since they're dealing with tokusatsu, I wouldn't be surprised if bits of it were drug inspired.

"OKAY SO LIKE WAIT I GOT A GREAT IDEA. HOW ABOUT HE GOES TO SPACE, AND LIKE, HIS BRO HAS LIKE, A PORTAL IN HIS LOCKER. AND HE'S GOT A SPACE SHUTTLE BIKE."

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niav August 15 2011, 09:49:58 UTC
"HAHA AWESOME AND WE SHOULD BASE IT ON GLEE"

"Neat! Sato-san, what do you think?"

"INCEST"

"But we already did--"

"INCEST"

"uh look"

"INCEST"

"christ fine, I guess there could be a sister or an uncle or something... anyway, they go to space and--"

"AND RIVERS"

"..."

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tofubeast August 15 2011, 18:35:54 UTC
HEISEI KAMEN RIDER: INCEST AND RIVERS

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shymagical August 21 2011, 07:49:41 UTC
I'm not gonna complain about the river part if they make 'em fight in it plainclothes.

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niav August 15 2011, 09:51:54 UTC
"WHAT IF WE HAD A FIGHT SCENE ON THE MOON BUT THEN SUDDENLY SOMEONE GETS THROWN OFF SCREEN AND WHEN WE CUT BACK TO THEM THEY'RE FIGHTING IN A QUARRY"

"Well, I mean, we've got green-screen and a decent budget, so we could actually just make it look like they're really fighting on the moon and we'd make it realistic so--"

"BUT I LIKE THE QUARRY."

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