brb laundry
So I had that job interview yesterday and it went well, because they did offer me the job. B-but hmmm, I was in two minds about whether to take it (for lots of reasons about which sunvulcan and the_wanlorn have already been spammed at length lol D:) and really when I thought about the main reason I was even considering taking it was that I don't want to be unemployed; nothing to do with the actual job itself. Long story short, I'm not taking it. :|
One of the dudes I spent the interview with kind of took a shine to me, I guess, because he started coming on pretty strong ("you have really pretty eyes *__*"). He wasn't my type but whatever, he wasn't being creepy and he seemed normal so I chatted with him about DBZ and we had a fun conversation. And we were walking along and I thought "wow, I never usually attract normal guys" because it's true, all the guys who like me turn out to be completely fucking crazy, like the guy who accused me of leading him on after I clearly told him I was never going to be interested in dating him twice... and then popped up four years later and went "hiiii I still think you led me on you callous waste of oxygen, do you want to date meeee~ :D? :D?" at me. Or the guy who was old enough to be my grandfather and yet thought he could totally get into my pants by giving me a Furby (not kidding). So yeah, I was thinking heyyyy number of sane guys I've managed to attract in my lifetime: 1! Anyway, this guy said "actually I make my main income off a dating site I run" and I nodded and said "oh?" and he said "yeah, I'm what's called a 'pick-up artist'".
And I just sighed inwardly. Number of sane guys I've managed to attract in my lifetime: 0.
Goseiger
Agri takes off his shirt and flexes a lot? Somewhere tayles is fanning herself excitedly.
Damn Hyde and Moune, UST much? The entire episode was like the build-up to epic hatesex fic. They really need to get a room.
OH WAIT
THEY DID
*waits for you to laugh*
Saaay I should have the Hyde/Landicks fic up later tonight. :D I was so ~*~inspired~*~ by how shippy this episode was. *___*
^I do know this is the barest reaction ever, I'm just preoccupied with RYUUUUU.
W
YESSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S RYU O'CLOCK LET'S GET SOME SCREENCAPS UP IN HERE
LOOK AT HIM. *___* SMILING AND BEING A GOOD BROTHER AND WEARING BEIGE LEATHER BECAUSE REAL MEN WEAR THAT REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT IT STOPPED BEING FASHIONABLE OR ACCEPTABLE IN THE NINETIES.
There is nothing subtextual about this it's totally a non-dodgy scene.
niav: he has the itsiest adam's apple
sunvulcan: lol <3
niav: he really does though
Oh yeah. Police brutality just got sexy, baby. You know when a psychotic police officer gets all hands-on and grabby with you because you look like his dead sister it's business time.
When he gives you his most precious possession after five seconds of knowing you it's running away time. Dude, how big of a desperate virgin are you?
More episodes like this please, W writers. *___* It has everything that is wonderful about Ryu: his utter failure at being a non-terrifying member of the police, his horrible outfit choices, his ~*~MANLINESS~*~ and glimpses of a sweeter side underneath all those unwashed leather jackets and emotional issues. In fact as much as I love Shotaro, can't you just make the series about Ryu going around blinding people with his crotch bulge instead? I think you'd have a hit series on your hands.
One of the dudes I spent the interview with kind of took a shine to me, I guess, because he started coming on pretty strong ("you have really pretty eyes *__*"). He wasn't my type but whatever, he wasn't being creepy and he seemed normal so I chatted with him about DBZ and we had a fun conversation. And we were walking along and I thought "wow, I never usually attract normal guys" because it's true, all the guys who like me turn out to be completely fucking crazy, like the guy who accused me of leading him on after I clearly told him I was never going to be interested in dating him twice... and then popped up four years later and went "hiiii I still think you led me on you callous waste of oxygen, do you want to date meeee~ :D? :D?" at me. Or the guy who was old enough to be my grandfather and yet thought he could totally get into my pants by giving me a Furby (not kidding). So yeah, I was thinking heyyyy number of sane guys I've managed to attract in my lifetime: 1! Anyway, this guy said "actually I make my main income off a dating site I run" and I nodded and said "oh?" and he said "yeah, I'm what's called a 'pick-up artist'".
And I just sighed inwardly. Number of sane guys I've managed to attract in my lifetime: 0.
Goseiger
Agri takes off his shirt and flexes a lot? Somewhere tayles is fanning herself excitedly.
Damn Hyde and Moune, UST much? The entire episode was like the build-up to epic hatesex fic. They really need to get a room.
OH WAIT
THEY DID
*waits for you to laugh*
Saaay I should have the Hyde/Landicks fic up later tonight. :D I was so ~*~inspired~*~ by how shippy this episode was. *___*
^I do know this is the barest reaction ever, I'm just preoccupied with RYUUUUU.
W
YESSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S RYU O'CLOCK LET'S GET SOME SCREENCAPS UP IN HERE
LOOK AT HIM. *___* SMILING AND BEING A GOOD BROTHER AND WEARING BEIGE LEATHER BECAUSE REAL MEN WEAR THAT REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT IT STOPPED BEING FASHIONABLE OR ACCEPTABLE IN THE NINETIES.
There is nothing subtextual about this it's totally a non-dodgy scene.
niav: he has the itsiest adam's apple
sunvulcan: lol <3
niav: he really does though
Oh yeah. Police brutality just got sexy, baby. You know when a psychotic police officer gets all hands-on and grabby with you because you look like his dead sister it's business time.
When he gives you his most precious possession after five seconds of knowing you it's running away time. Dude, how big of a desperate virgin are you?
More episodes like this please, W writers. *___* It has everything that is wonderful about Ryu: his utter failure at being a non-terrifying member of the police, his horrible outfit choices, his ~*~MANLINESS~*~ and glimpses of a sweeter side underneath all those unwashed leather jackets and emotional issues. In fact as much as I love Shotaro, can't you just make the series about Ryu going around blinding people with his crotch bulge instead? I think you'd have a hit series on your hands.