Sakura Con Quotes
So I totally forgot that I had these on my computer! OMG! These are quotes from Sakura Con and general life in my town, please enjoy them as best as you can!
This is a collection of quotes from Sakura Con and life that I made… I should have posted it days ago. Have fun!
This is what he said:
'I want to hear you beg.'
“Hey, this is good research material!”
“Iiiiironyyyyy.”
“Stop playing with mine, touch your own! They’re bigger.”
“I love you!”
“No one has noticed that I’m wearing blue and red at the same time.”
“Oh! Nice whore boots!”
that is one scary ass smiley tongue
I can seduce him with my boobs!
So for the next two hours there were four people in their twenties who did nothing but hit a tiny ball with tiny paddles over a tiny net.
here, have a ball of yarn. "Oh look, I think this man may have handed me a ball of yarn."
"Just as long as you aren't dying it is fine - we've been over the necrophilia thing and you know I wasn’t kidding."
“I’m too sexy for your money. . .but we can work around that.”
Anyway, Tabitha told me after we did it today that it made a lot more sense to her and that she liked it...
If it helps they're HAIRY! And WIDE! And I have HAMMER TOES!!
“NIPPLES!! NIPPLES! MUST - TOUCH - NIPPLES!!!!”
“I’d get a strap-on.”
“Joelene is the queen of the nerds so it’s ok.”
“You didn’t get me anything from the porn store did you?”
“Like I would!”
“Yeah. You would. Merry ‘X’-mas and all that. . .”
God is stalking me. I don't need anyone else.
“Yay! Trucks getting fucked!”
“It’s different when you do this and I do. . . that.”
“I noticed.”
“It’s a truck that wants to be fucked!” :D
“I love organs.”
“I would like the severed wings please.”
“Severed. . . skewered, at least they both start with C’s right?”
“Yes, I can see it bulge right here.”
“See? I’m squeezing the bulge.”
“Oh, because we got lost? And you had a map? I HATE YOU!”
“You’ll grow one when you get older.”
“Don’t get on the freeway.”
“OK!”
“...Meagan.”
“What?”
“We are now on the freeway, going to Canada.”
“I am not doing a U-turn on the freeway, dammit.”
“She’s a snarky tom-tom.”
“That’s right BITCH!”
“Harder! Harder!”
“I was waiting for that.”
“Swedish fish? Where are those made? China?”
“Nope. Canada.”
“It's big. It's shirtless. It has a sword.”
“-Dono - LORD!”
“Go DANCE! NOW!”
“I don’t wanna!!!”
“Damn it! I’ll ask for you!”
“NOOOOOO!!!!”
“That was so cool! Did you see that?!”
“No.”
“Let’s get off on the curvy women!”
"Oh no! I was in a hurry and forgot my glasses!"
"Oh, great. They haven't done it yet."
“Let us observe, please?”
“Penis."
“Penis.”
“I am only compatible with the cock.”
"YOUS BE WILL BURNING IN HELL!!"
You mean they came back together like a parfait?
I still want to get under there with you though...
“Vincent took my ears! That BASTARD!”
“I have sex hair.”
Take that, you nummy cold wunnerful thing you!
"Yuu, you're so manly..."
"Yeah, for a prepubescent hermaphrodite."
“Stop saying misleading things!”
You can do it vertically if you're careful.
“My hole is bigger!”
“Open your mouth and turn your head.”
“You shouldn’t say that with your legs open.”
[02:41] Mel: . . . . .
[02:41] Mel: he realli IS FAIL
[02:42] Mel: lord, i'm so sorry
[02:42] Mel: :))
(>'-')> HERE'S YOUR SIGN <('-'<)
Some of these games we should probably reserve for future things...we'll never make it through all of them in one night.
“That’s the first man to hug me since we’ve been here.”
And, well, that’s my quotes from Sakura Con… sorry it took so long to post them. :) I’ll try to make another page soon!
~Nia
This is a collection of quotes from Sakura Con and life that I made… I should have posted it days ago. Have fun!
This is what he said:
'I want to hear you beg.'
“Hey, this is good research material!”
“Iiiiironyyyyy.”
“Stop playing with mine, touch your own! They’re bigger.”
“I love you!”
“No one has noticed that I’m wearing blue and red at the same time.”
“Oh! Nice whore boots!”
that is one scary ass smiley tongue
I can seduce him with my boobs!
So for the next two hours there were four people in their twenties who did nothing but hit a tiny ball with tiny paddles over a tiny net.
here, have a ball of yarn. "Oh look, I think this man may have handed me a ball of yarn."
"Just as long as you aren't dying it is fine - we've been over the necrophilia thing and you know I wasn’t kidding."
“I’m too sexy for your money. . .but we can work around that.”
Anyway, Tabitha told me after we did it today that it made a lot more sense to her and that she liked it...
If it helps they're HAIRY! And WIDE! And I have HAMMER TOES!!
“NIPPLES!! NIPPLES! MUST - TOUCH - NIPPLES!!!!”
“I’d get a strap-on.”
“Joelene is the queen of the nerds so it’s ok.”
“You didn’t get me anything from the porn store did you?”
“Like I would!”
“Yeah. You would. Merry ‘X’-mas and all that. . .”
God is stalking me. I don't need anyone else.
“Yay! Trucks getting fucked!”
“It’s different when you do this and I do. . . that.”
“I noticed.”
“It’s a truck that wants to be fucked!” :D
“I love organs.”
“I would like the severed wings please.”
“Severed. . . skewered, at least they both start with C’s right?”
“Yes, I can see it bulge right here.”
“See? I’m squeezing the bulge.”
“Oh, because we got lost? And you had a map? I HATE YOU!”
“You’ll grow one when you get older.”
“Don’t get on the freeway.”
“OK!”
“...Meagan.”
“What?”
“We are now on the freeway, going to Canada.”
“I am not doing a U-turn on the freeway, dammit.”
“She’s a snarky tom-tom.”
“That’s right BITCH!”
“Harder! Harder!”
“I was waiting for that.”
“Swedish fish? Where are those made? China?”
“Nope. Canada.”
“It's big. It's shirtless. It has a sword.”
“-Dono - LORD!”
“Go DANCE! NOW!”
“I don’t wanna!!!”
“Damn it! I’ll ask for you!”
“NOOOOOO!!!!”
“That was so cool! Did you see that?!”
“No.”
“Let’s get off on the curvy women!”
"Oh no! I was in a hurry and forgot my glasses!"
"Oh, great. They haven't done it yet."
“Let us observe, please?”
“Penis."
“Penis.”
“I am only compatible with the cock.”
"YOUS BE WILL BURNING IN HELL!!"
You mean they came back together like a parfait?
I still want to get under there with you though...
“Vincent took my ears! That BASTARD!”
“I have sex hair.”
Take that, you nummy cold wunnerful thing you!
"Yuu, you're so manly..."
"Yeah, for a prepubescent hermaphrodite."
“Stop saying misleading things!”
You can do it vertically if you're careful.
“My hole is bigger!”
“Open your mouth and turn your head.”
“You shouldn’t say that with your legs open.”
[02:41] Mel: . . . . .
[02:41] Mel: he realli IS FAIL
[02:42] Mel: lord, i'm so sorry
[02:42] Mel: :))
(>'-')> HERE'S YOUR SIGN <('-'<)
Some of these games we should probably reserve for future things...we'll never make it through all of them in one night.
“That’s the first man to hug me since we’ve been here.”
And, well, that’s my quotes from Sakura Con… sorry it took so long to post them. :) I’ll try to make another page soon!
~Nia