oh tess, the things you put up!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I helped rukabun across the street (6 points). Last Friday I stole hot_banana's purse (-30 points). In November I punched emie_argos in the arm (-10 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, skelby (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5110 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
niakis
Thanks tess, Santa's going to think I'm a bastard! - Jk, much love.