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Last night aaron n, allison and I got too close for comfort. It's a funny story, well for Becky and I it was.
Allison werefor the night because we had O'Brother Where Art Thou to watch. Only a few moments after aaron, we paused the movie for a bathroom break. I walk into the bathroom, lift up the seat, and there is the longest log of poop in the world. I flush and think to myself that I must share this with allison as I walk out of the bathroom because that is one major floater/alien/mushroom (floater being the correct term for poops left in the toilet, alien being aaron'sfor things left in the toilet, and mushroom being a joke for allison
and I as a response to "alien"... the joke is a long story that I will share later). I flush the toilet and the poop bends a little but does not go down the whole. I am horrified by this point and I must summon allison
see this before anything else happens. I call for her, half laughing and half crying, she comes in and motions something weird and says something about discussing this later. Behind her is aaron neber
with this weird "I forgot to flush my massive turd and you found it" face on. I make allison
look, because there was no way around this situation and we run into the kitchen cracking up at the whole situation. aaronflushes once and then follows us into the Kitchen.
I am trying to stop laughing but aaronwalking home to flush the toilet and the entire finding the turd incident is just too funny for me. aaron there to talk and laugh with us though. Nor is he there to apologize or explain. He opens the back door and walks out onto the deck for something and then comes back in the house. While he is on the deck, allisonand I rush back into the living room in giggles... nay doubled over in laughter, so much so that it pains me to breath. We hear the toilet flush again and AARONs out. Then ALLISONe her side of the story.
When I got up to go to the bathroom, ALLISON fascinated with her boobs. She seems to have forgotten that our livingroom window looks onto the street and people can see in because she starts playing with her boobs. She has put holes in the shoulders of her shirts (for her own fashion reasons) and she has pulled the shirt down so that the hole was over her boob and then she starting poking it with her finger and singing "boing boing boing". All this was going on as I was discovering the turd and Jordi was walking up the path to the house. Did he, or anyone for that matter, see her poking her boob? There is no way to be sure but I do gather that he either did walk in on it or almost did. Still, the combination of the boob and the turn created the most uncomfortable yet most hysterical moment ever in this house.
Now, we currently have a sign on our bathroom door that says "Will Poop for Fun". I think some have taken this a bit too far and I may need to make a sign that says "Don't forget to flush".
Allison werefor the night because we had O'Brother Where Art Thou to watch. Only a few moments after aaron, we paused the movie for a bathroom break. I walk into the bathroom, lift up the seat, and there is the longest log of poop in the world. I flush and think to myself that I must share this with allison as I walk out of the bathroom because that is one major floater/alien/mushroom (floater being the correct term for poops left in the toilet, alien being aaron'sfor things left in the toilet, and mushroom being a joke for allison
and I as a response to "alien"... the joke is a long story that I will share later). I flush the toilet and the poop bends a little but does not go down the whole. I am horrified by this point and I must summon allison
see this before anything else happens. I call for her, half laughing and half crying, she comes in and motions something weird and says something about discussing this later. Behind her is aaron neber
with this weird "I forgot to flush my massive turd and you found it" face on. I make allison
look, because there was no way around this situation and we run into the kitchen cracking up at the whole situation. aaronflushes once and then follows us into the Kitchen.
I am trying to stop laughing but aaronwalking home to flush the toilet and the entire finding the turd incident is just too funny for me. aaron there to talk and laugh with us though. Nor is he there to apologize or explain. He opens the back door and walks out onto the deck for something and then comes back in the house. While he is on the deck, allisonand I rush back into the living room in giggles... nay doubled over in laughter, so much so that it pains me to breath. We hear the toilet flush again and AARONs out. Then ALLISONe her side of the story.
When I got up to go to the bathroom, ALLISON fascinated with her boobs. She seems to have forgotten that our livingroom window looks onto the street and people can see in because she starts playing with her boobs. She has put holes in the shoulders of her shirts (for her own fashion reasons) and she has pulled the shirt down so that the hole was over her boob and then she starting poking it with her finger and singing "boing boing boing". All this was going on as I was discovering the turd and Jordi was walking up the path to the house. Did he, or anyone for that matter, see her poking her boob? There is no way to be sure but I do gather that he either did walk in on it or almost did. Still, the combination of the boob and the turn created the most uncomfortable yet most hysterical moment ever in this house.
Now, we currently have a sign on our bathroom door that says "Will Poop for Fun". I think some have taken this a bit too far and I may need to make a sign that says "Don't forget to flush".