he's a doctor, AND a ninja

[ni_assa]

aaaand a break from the emo bullshit to say why didn't I start reading Dr McNinja years ago?? (LJ is being a ho so heres the link http://www.drmcninja.com)

And why the fuck can't I remember the names of those damn places my mother made me volenteer?? stupid resume...

eta watching Geraldo ogle a barbie talking about boob jobs, wtf america, wtf