Jul 18, 2010 05:32
We watched the Collector tonight. I have the weakest constitution known to man. Friendman Rob indulged me and did a quick walk around the homestead to check for boobytraps and scary eyed men.
Nature is pissed right the fuck off. I'm going to die here. It stormed the entire time in the movie, and now it's storming here and I'm going to die either way because my heart is going to fail, or my bowels will and then I'll just want to die anyway.
Fuck this, fuck everything, fuck my ability to suspend disbelief, I'm done.
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And there's the wind. This could be tornado forealsies this time round. I can hear it. Look out for nor'eastern Missouri towns on the news tomorrow. Chances are we won't exist by then. Claim to fame, Kvegas, keep 'er classy!
porqueeeeeeeeeeee