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I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THROWING MYSELF DOWN OUR STAIRS IN THE HOPES THAT I WILL BREAK AN ARM OR LEG TO GET OUT OF FACING MY TEACHER TODAY.
Someone convince me this is a bad idea. This does not seem like a bad idea. But you have to know my professor.
EDIT
I have no sense of self-preservation at this point. I think I'm just going to eat all the expired food in the fridge and hope for horrible horrible food poisoning. Follow up post on how things go.
Someone convince me this is a bad idea. This does not seem like a bad idea. But you have to know my professor.
EDIT
I have no sense of self-preservation at this point. I think I'm just going to eat all the expired food in the fridge and hope for horrible horrible food poisoning. Follow up post on how things go.