Things I/we learned the past 2 days from a 3 yr old.
1. That a ball, no matter how soft of material it's made from, when thrown at full velocity within a 3 feet radius, WILL smash the glass on a grandfather clock, causing that piece to crash down and smash all that is under it.
2. That spiderman cars wrapped in a sock are not flushable.
3. That waking up daddy by smacking him off the head with soccer ball starts him off in quite a foul mood.
4. That if you want them to put their dish in the sink saying "throw" this in the sink for Mommy is NOT a good idea.
5. That a 4 inch round dinner plate "thrown" into the sink has the ability to travel all over a kitchen, into the dining room, down the stairyway and amazingly UP onto the counter.
6. That as much as they argue with you over it, they are not yet capable of pouring their own milk (especially when you're not looking) from the gallong into a cup (although I'm sure the cat was quite thankful for this one).
7. That "I'm a big boy mama, I don't need a bypee (diaper)to go nigh nigh", usually means you can expect to change the sheets 3 times in 3 days if you listen to them.
8. That everything they do wrong or break they will "go to the tore and buy you a woo one" and that they will get the money "fwom Nanu Cause" for you see its still xmas and they want to know where their "pwedents" are.
9. That no matter how much they make you nuts, when the day has come to an end and they are sound asleep and looking like angels, your heart forgets all the days craziness and you realize just how much you love them.
2. That spiderman cars wrapped in a sock are not flushable.
3. That waking up daddy by smacking him off the head with soccer ball starts him off in quite a foul mood.
4. That if you want them to put their dish in the sink saying "throw" this in the sink for Mommy is NOT a good idea.
5. That a 4 inch round dinner plate "thrown" into the sink has the ability to travel all over a kitchen, into the dining room, down the stairyway and amazingly UP onto the counter.
6. That as much as they argue with you over it, they are not yet capable of pouring their own milk (especially when you're not looking) from the gallong into a cup (although I'm sure the cat was quite thankful for this one).
7. That "I'm a big boy mama, I don't need a bypee (diaper)to go nigh nigh", usually means you can expect to change the sheets 3 times in 3 days if you listen to them.
8. That everything they do wrong or break they will "go to the tore and buy you a woo one" and that they will get the money "fwom Nanu Cause" for you see its still xmas and they want to know where their "pwedents" are.
9. That no matter how much they make you nuts, when the day has come to an end and they are sound asleep and looking like angels, your heart forgets all the days craziness and you realize just how much you love them.