Today, a guy in a Ninja suit approached me. At first I got scared, but he then continued to do a back flip land on his knee and propose to me. Guess who is getting married to a ninja. MLIA
Today while walking through the halls I saw an girl walk past a group of jocks. Instead of whistles and catcalls one of the boys shouted “The way your blond hair cascades down your back is reminiscent of a beautiful waterfall and I find it attractive!”. I love my school.
I went with my girlfriend to see Twilight. There were shirts that said “Team Jacob” and shirts that said “Team Edward.” I had on a pokemon shirt that said “Team Rocket.” The dirty looks were priceless.
Today, while in Walmart, I saw an old couple who must have been in their 70s at least. The woman was pushing a shopping cart screaming, “The British are coming! The British are coming!” and her husband was standing in the cart neighing like a horse. Best thing ever. MLIA
Today, a random little kid in Target informed me that when he grows up, he’s going to be a ceiling. MLIA.
Today, I purchased a New Moon poster for my Twilight Saga obsessed friend for Christmas. I also bought a glow in the dark marker. I can’t wait for her reaction when she turns off her lights and Edward Cullen is looking at her while wearing a Hello Kitty dress, a handle bar mustache, a devil horns. MLIA.
Last weekend, my friend and I went to see New Moon. The theatre was packed. When jacob took off his shirt, the whole theatre errupted in screams for a good three minutes. When Edward took off his shirt, there was silence. Then one teenage guy yelled “DISAPPOINTMENT!!” I have never laughed harder. MLIA
Wow. This is one epic video.
Queensryche's "Queen of the Reich" live in Tokyo:
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