...You need to rickroll them. Start them off with some bishie guy-on-guy something or other then switch to a live-action Bear and/or Leather festival after welding teh doors shut.
That is exactly why no one will let me run a yaoi panel at Youmacon ('Cause that's exactly something I would do)...
As soon as I bust out with some bara (Or something that doesn't look like flat-chested girls with glowing love cones), you'd have a mass of teenage lesbians (Which comprise most yaoi fans, anyway) making a beeline for the door....
But bear porn?? Even I'd have to say that stuff is scary as hell (Because it's usually a bunch of bald daddies with beer guts and flannel).....
Heh, heh, heh you said glowing love cone. You know I would love to sit out side the door to that panel to hear the screams and looks of terror as people bolt for the door!
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As soon as I bust out with some bara (Or something that doesn't look like flat-chested girls with glowing love cones), you'd have a mass of teenage lesbians (Which comprise most yaoi fans, anyway) making a beeline for the door....
But bear porn?? Even I'd have to say that stuff is scary as hell (Because it's usually a bunch of bald daddies with beer guts and flannel).....
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....we should make this happen.
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You know I would love to sit out side the door to that panel to hear the screams and looks of terror as people bolt for the door!
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SHOW ME SOME MEN, DAMMIT!!!!!
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