Cheaters who should DIE.

Jan 04, 2007 23:27

MAYBE Akazawa thinks I'm stupid. I'm top of my class! And just because I'm over his house doesn't mean I don't monitor his online activities.

It's been coming on ALL MONTH. I have EVIDENCE. I have inescapable DATA.


Note the date on some of these. LONG-TERM CHEATING.



Akazawa persists in being considerate to the whiniest person alive-- Why? WHY, INDEED.



TRANSLATION!
AKA: Resist all you like. I want to know which popcorn you like so we can to the cinema. Backseats, low-lights...
SHI: I'm GOOD in bed.
AKA: I have chocolate body-paint.



The strike-throughs say it all.



Bonding over hair, GIRLS, and general grossness. Note: Akazawa recently uses his most flirtatious icons on Shishido 78.96% of the time.



Even Shishido points out how blatant Akazawa is about hitting on him. And does a typo in the same comment, because he SUCKS.



UST. Inability to leave each other alone. Arguing over trifling details, banter, they're might as well SIT IN THE SANDBOX AND PULL PIGTAILS.



It's become an unspoken understanding.



...Screwed up? And Akazawa changes the subject with 99.7453% more speed than ANY OTHER COMMENT THREAD. I'm obviously better out of sight, out of mind. Not that I care. I hate you.

From all this, data confirms that their recent threads equal out to an average of at least SIXTY COMMENTS each post.

Akazawa-- I think we should go on a break this semester. See, you can be free to flirt HOWEVER MUCH YOU WANT, or shag sex-changed boys, whatever. I'm not a demanding person, I'm not not unfair, I'm not going to keep you on a leash-- I demand you DIE or fine, go be free and a SLUT. I'm only staying in your house right now because your mom wants me to cook with her. Your brother needs serious fashion tips, too. That poor eye-clashing boy.

NOW I'M GOING TO MARINATE SOME CHICKEN.

PS. Your mother's on my side.
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