Oh dear.

Aug 25, 2007 17:46

As an Underclassman Rep and Prefect and Tennis Club Captain, I feel it is my duty to inform the world:

Akazawa thereal_buchou is a rabid psychopath.

I have written to his parents. His mother respects my cooking, and thus respects my diagnosis. He shouldn't be approached or trusted, and the nuns agree. Father Tanaka has restricted his privileges-- He mustn't share his room with anyone else, he isn't allowed any meat at any meals for fear it will fuel his red-blooded ANGER. And he isn't allowed off school premises at any time unless accompanied by Sister Mary-Howie or a person with permission (me).

In addition, Akazawa, you are not allowed:

- To play tennis.
- To own a racket.
- To scuba dive.
- To have dessert.
- To own a laptop.
- To have a sex life.
- To blaspheme or you go to the confessional booth.
- To breathe without express permission.
- To spend more than 5 minutes in the bathroom.
- To have any friends in your room.
- To dye your hair.
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