Nfu.

May 10, 2007 20:21





About Me
Full Name: Mizuki "The Bullet" Hajime
Nickname: I'll let you decide that. Nfu.
Gender: No one really knows. I'm willing to be either. Nfu.
Species: SOME kind of alien. Nfu.
Fandom: Prince of Tennis. Nfu.
Birthday: I don't really know and I don't really care. Nfu.
Age: Somewhere around 14-16. Nfu.
Zodiac Sign: WTF? The scale. Nfu.
Location: That lame St. Rudolph school. Nfu.
Sexuality: I'm so gay that I give gay people a bad name. Nfu.
Hobbies: Cleaning, spying on people, being lame, being annoying, being a whore, crossdressing, making people's lives miserable, hacking into other people's LJ accounts, painting people's dogs purple...the list goes on. Nfu.
Habits: I have a bad habit of SUCKING. Nfu.
Smoker?: No. Nfu.
Drinker?: Who knows? I bet I get so depressed that my life sucks that I go home and drink all day. Nfu.
Illegal activities?: Hacking into people's journals. Nfu.

My Favorites
Colour: Purple. Nfu.
Book: I don't read. Nfu.
Pasttime: WTF? Nfu.
Movies: I don't feel like filling all this out. Nfu.
Music: alskdjgalskgjsag Nfu.
Games: WHATEVER. Nfu.
Place: LAME. Nfu.
Food: Don't read this. Nfu.
Quote: LALALALA. Nfu.

Dating Me
Thoughts on Dating: Dating is something I engage in. Nfu.
Thoughts on sex: I want to do it all the time so you should get me while I'm hot. Nfu.
Turn Ons: Everything. Nfu.
Turn Offs: Nothing. Nfu.
One night stands?: As many as possible. Nfu.
Fantasies: I want to be a maid. Nfu.
Fetishes/Kinks: lakdsjglaksdgjl Um. I don't know. Gross. Use your imagination. Nfu.
Perfect Date: One where my date kicks my ass and tosses me off a cliff at the end of. Nfu.
Willing to Pay?: Don't pay me. I don't want money. Nfu.
What WON'T you do?: I'll do everything. Nfu.

My Appearance
Eyes: Ugly. Nfu.
Hair: Ugly, greasy and lame. Nfu.
Complexion: Pasty and chalky. Nfu.
Height: I'm short and stumpy. Nfu.
Weight: I still have my baby fat. Nfu.
Build: I'm practically a girl. Or a little boy. Nfu.
Posture: I sit up TOO straight. Nfu.
Heritage: WTF? I'm not gonna do RESEARCH. Nfu.
Sense of Style: I have none. You'll know if you see my collection of sweaters. Nfu.

What I'm Looking For
Gender: Either. If you're not picky, neither am I. Nfu.
Age Range: ALL. Nfu.
Physical Preferences: I like gorilla people. But that's just an example of how I'm not picky. Nfu.
Date/One Night Stand/Other: Either. Nfu.
Desired Personality Traits: None. I don't have a personality either. Nfu.
Anything Else: Nfu.

Edit: I collect spoons from every state in the United States.

Edit x2: I don't wash my hair EVER to give it the shine it has.

Edit x3: I sleep with a teddy-bear.

Edit x4: I still wet the bed.

Edit x5: I cry for my mommmy at night.

Edit x6: I have a tail that moves when I nfu.
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