A Letter
Dear Natalie,
We've heard things in your life are going well lately. Congrats! However, I am sure you are familiar with our general policy that all good things must end. And when they do end, they must get much, much worse. As a result we've decided to slap you with a huge moral dilemma that you must now face. I know, to many it will seem minor, but to you it will be huge. And it will eat away at you day after day after day. And when you make your decision, whichever one you decide to go with, that will also bother you. Forever. Good luck with that.
Sincerely,
The Mgmt.
We've heard things in your life are going well lately. Congrats! However, I am sure you are familiar with our general policy that all good things must end. And when they do end, they must get much, much worse. As a result we've decided to slap you with a huge moral dilemma that you must now face. I know, to many it will seem minor, but to you it will be huge. And it will eat away at you day after day after day. And when you make your decision, whichever one you decide to go with, that will also bother you. Forever. Good luck with that.
Sincerely,
The Mgmt.