Take a Letter
Dear Decongestant,
You were supposed to make me less stuffed up so I could sleep, not turn my nose into a faucet and wire me up like a triple espresso with a side of amphetamines. Is that any way to treat a sick person?
No love,
Me
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Dear Immune System,
Look, I know you have the whole CVID thing and all, but coming down with a cold while I'm already on antibiotics for a sinus infection? Come on. Don't you think that's a little emo? Also, the relapsing thing is really getting old.
No love,
Me
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Dear Guts,
It's a respiratory infection. It does not concern you. Mind your own damn business and stay out of this! I've about had it with you.
No love,
Me
You were supposed to make me less stuffed up so I could sleep, not turn my nose into a faucet and wire me up like a triple espresso with a side of amphetamines. Is that any way to treat a sick person?
No love,
Me
***
Dear Immune System,
Look, I know you have the whole CVID thing and all, but coming down with a cold while I'm already on antibiotics for a sinus infection? Come on. Don't you think that's a little emo? Also, the relapsing thing is really getting old.
No love,
Me
***
Dear Guts,
It's a respiratory infection. It does not concern you. Mind your own damn business and stay out of this! I've about had it with you.
No love,
Me