Cranky Nezu is Cranky
Dear San Francisco Chronicle,
Do not phone at eight-something in the morning to ask about my paper delivery. Since I couldn't get back to sleep, I now get to struggle through the day fatigued and drowsy, and it's all your fault. And since when is it normal to make business calls before 9:00 AM?
No Love,
Sleepless in SanFran
corollary
Dear Whoever the Heck is Being a Prat,
Don't call the Chronicle and tell them I'm not getting my paper delivered. What kind of weirdness is going on here? I should never have signed up for this free four week trial subscription in the first place, it's just a recycling hassle, even if it did help out a local charity. I prefer to get my news from the BBC online and John Stuart Stewart. I can't even spell properly, because I didn't get enough sleep! *mutter mutter grumble snarl*
No Love,
Me