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Today I experienced something that I thought would never happen. While I was making my way through my daily inspection of my personal Tepparmy, I saw that the Type C Tepper's were trying to hide something from me. I immediately investigated, and I soon discovered a new type of Tepper!!!! And it appeared to be.... a female!
Behold.....
This new, female Tepper is nicknamed the MEGDOM Tepper. (MEGDOM is an acronoym for mutant egotistical generous diabolical obliterating machine). As soon as i encountered this MEGDOM, I tried to converse with it, but it immediately attempted to bite me, one of its many obliterating attacks. Simply put, this MEGDOM is a fearfully efficient killing machine. The other Teppers treat it as a sort of queen, a fact which obviously would throw off the entire hierarchy of your Tepparmy. Therefore, the MEGDOM must either be tamed or destroyed. Having already attempted the former, I next tried the latter. However, since MEGDOM is an obliterating machine, all conventional weapons were rendered useless, because the MEGDOM obliterated them. I was caught in quite a pickle. Then I realized the answer.... pickles!
The MEGDOM was both intimadated and fascinated by this glowing pickle that I set in front of it, giving me enough time to plan my next move. I realized that I must try to befriend this MEGDOM, because destroying it was simply not possible. I chuckled under my breath at the prospect of befriending such an omnipotent force, but as I laughed, the MEGDOM laughed with me. When I stopped, it stopped. I soon realized the MEGDOM's weakness... laughter!! Whenever I laughed, it laughed, rendering it completely powerless and vunerable. I recorded the sound of myself laughing, caged the now vunerable MEGDOM, and left it there, with the recording on repeating play. Thus, I conquered the mighty MEGDOM and left it to live in its prison of laughter.
Behold.....
This new, female Tepper is nicknamed the MEGDOM Tepper. (MEGDOM is an acronoym for mutant egotistical generous diabolical obliterating machine). As soon as i encountered this MEGDOM, I tried to converse with it, but it immediately attempted to bite me, one of its many obliterating attacks. Simply put, this MEGDOM is a fearfully efficient killing machine. The other Teppers treat it as a sort of queen, a fact which obviously would throw off the entire hierarchy of your Tepparmy. Therefore, the MEGDOM must either be tamed or destroyed. Having already attempted the former, I next tried the latter. However, since MEGDOM is an obliterating machine, all conventional weapons were rendered useless, because the MEGDOM obliterated them. I was caught in quite a pickle. Then I realized the answer.... pickles!
The MEGDOM was both intimadated and fascinated by this glowing pickle that I set in front of it, giving me enough time to plan my next move. I realized that I must try to befriend this MEGDOM, because destroying it was simply not possible. I chuckled under my breath at the prospect of befriending such an omnipotent force, but as I laughed, the MEGDOM laughed with me. When I stopped, it stopped. I soon realized the MEGDOM's weakness... laughter!! Whenever I laughed, it laughed, rendering it completely powerless and vunerable. I recorded the sound of myself laughing, caged the now vunerable MEGDOM, and left it there, with the recording on repeating play. Thus, I conquered the mighty MEGDOM and left it to live in its prison of laughter.