Pang Jio - Easing, Pee-ing, Wee wee....
This entry is borrowed material from someone from the past, also a Mr Lim...You'll have to understand Hokkien to appreciate this one:
Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly
patients.
He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"
Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the
strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes
on for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones
the man's son, and the son's wife answers.
The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your
father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and
opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."
At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the
fridge again!"
Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly
patients.
He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"
Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the
strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes
on for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones
the man's son, and the son's wife answers.
The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your
father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and
opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."
At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the
fridge again!"