Hey guys,
Once again, a holiday is approaching far faster than any of us are ready for. We need to set a date and time to go into town for our usual Christmas shopping adventure. I'm free Fri nights, Sat mornings, and Sun. What about you guys?
Santa :"You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas. HO! HO! HO! (kick)
Ralph: "NOOOooooooo!"