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[toodistracted]

Not the worst change of scenery.

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but damon likes it rough! >3 /hums bad romance now

[allthefunever]

Oh, look. It's you. Hail, hail, the gang's all here.

lmao. as if this wasn't going to be enough of an adventure.

[toodistracted]

And look, it's you. [ Damon. You are...not someone he wants to see right now. There's a pause. ] You dragged Stefan and Elena too?

caught in a rad bromance bb

[allthefunever]

You know, I'm really getting bored with everyone assuming this is my fault.

i want you ugly, i want your disease bb

[toodistracted]

Considering it's you, it's a fair assumption to make, now, if you were less of a dick more often everyone might not assume so much.

However, this still has your fingerprints all over it.

you want my everything as long as it's free?

[allthefunever]

If I was a dick less often I would be more like Stefan, and we all know he's hardly a saint.

[ smirking, damon holds up his hands and wiggles his fingers. ] Not even close. I'm a helpless victim, just like you.

i want your love love love. i want your love. /continues this singing

[toodistracted]

No. You'd be a cross between you and Stefan, which is an upgrade, even if neither of you are saints.

[ Alaric is grown man, that's the only thing that was preventing him from facepalming. ] Don't put us in the same group. Because victim or not, helpless might not apply to the one with fangs.

you and me could write a rad bromance :D

[allthefunever]

He writes in a diary. Downgrade, thank you.

[ just for good measure, damon wiggles his fingers a few more times before dropping his hands to his sides again. ] Are you still bitter about that? Let it go, 'Ric. [ ...how damon managed to make that sound like 'dickface' the world may never know. ] This kind of obsession only ends in tragedy. I've watched Where Are They Now, I'm an expert.

[ things damon also is: a hypocrite. ]

....<3 and ignore...how late this edit is.

[toodistracted]

Upgrade in the amount of time people can tolerate you.

[ Damon act your...well act something near your age, please. ] I'm not bitter, I'm just pointing it out. Slight difference. [ ...Damon, stop being so many of the world's unanswerable mysteries. ] Besides, you're one to talk about letting things go.

[ How shocking. ]