[Voice]

[nexuschamp]

[Mike's voice is very hoarse and fades in and out, as a sick person's voice usually does. HOWEVER it has lost none of its exuberance.]

What the hell is this I hear about pirates beating ninjas in the vote?! What's wrong with you people?! You must've only known crappy Foot ninjas if you think pirates are better!

Comments

[oda_hates_me]

Duh. Of course pirates are better.

[nexuschamp]

Are not!

[oda_hates_me]

Are too!

You're just a sore loser!

[nexuschamp]

Am not, that vote was rigged!

[oda_hates_me]

Uh-huh.

How would you know?

[nexuschamp]

Um duh. Because Nami's a pirate? And she threatened people and counted samurai as pirates and Vash only voted for pirates because he wanted donuts.

[oda_hates_me]

[oh you did not just, turtle]

Nami would not! Take it back!

[nexuschamp]

She did so, people told me!

[oda_hates_me]

Well that just makes you stupid for believing them!

Stupid ninja.

[nexuschamp]

Yeah well you're stupid because you don't! Stupid pirate!

[oda_hates_me]

Well you're stupid because you're wrong! I'm not a pirate!

I just know they're cooler. Like smart people!

[nexuschamp]

No you're stupid because you wouldn't know cool if it kicked you in the face and vanished into the shadows!

[oda_hates_me]

That's because it'd be a stupid ninja that ran off before I could kick its ass!

[nexuschamp]

That's because ninjas don't fight dumb little kids 'cause they have better things to do like save the world!

[oda_hates_me]

OI!

Pirates can save the world better! [he just doesn't want to lose this fight now]

[nexuschamp]

[Oh God it's like two five-year-olds on a playground.]

Yeah right, ninjas could save the world in ten minutes before anyone even realized it was in danger!