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nexuschamp

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Mar 14, 2010 13:23

[Mike's voice is very hoarse and fades in and out, as a sick person's voice usually does. HOWEVER it has lost none of its exuberance.]

What the hell is this I hear about pirates beating ninjas in the vote?! What's wrong with you people?! You must've only known crappy Foot ninjas if you think pirates are better!

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[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 18:40:58 UTC

Zehahaha! What did ya think the outcome was gonna be? Ninjas are sneaky cowards, an' being a pirate's the best! Sailin' around from place ta place, havin' adventures... There's nothin' quite like it!

[voice] nexuschamp March 14 2010, 18:43:53 UTC

[SHRIEK cough cough cough] You-!

Ninjas aren't sneaky cowards, just the crappy ones are! You don't know anything about the good kind!

[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 18:45:46 UTC

From what I've heard, ninja just hide in the shadows an' attack people when their guard's down! ...Actually, I guess that does sound a bit like what I do, but pirates are still better!

[voice] nexuschamp March 14 2010, 18:51:22 UTC

Yeah well you heard wrong. Ninjas are better!

[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 18:53:03 UTC

I know pirates that can make earthquakes just by punching the air. Name a ninja who's as badass as that!

[voice] nexuschamp March 14 2010, 18:56:36 UTC

Yours truly.

I'm the Battle Nexus Champion.

[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 18:57:11 UTC

... An' what's that?

[voice] nexuschamp March 14 2010, 18:58:47 UTC

That means I'm the strongest fighter in all the multiverse, that's what that means!

[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 19:01:11 UTC

Where the hell's the Multiverse? Never heard of that city...

[voice] nexuschamp March 14 2010, 19:04:34 UTC

Dude it's all the cities and all the worlds. It's everything!

[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 19:09:00 UTC

What? That just doesn't make any sense. How can some turtle be the strongest fighter of everywhere? I bet that if I knocked ya on yer back, ya wouldn't be able ta get back up!

[voice] nexuschamp March 14 2010, 19:13:14 UTC

Hey. Hey. That's not true! Maybe when I was little but not anymore!

[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 19:25:49 UTC

... Wait a minute... How can a turtle talk? Did ya eat some kinda turtle Devil Fruit?

[voice] nexuschamp March 14 2010, 19:29:01 UTC

No I got mutated with nuclear space waste.

[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 19:30:45 UTC

...I have no idea what that means. What the crap's a "nuclear"?

[voice] nexuschamp March 14 2010, 19:32:31 UTC

Ummmm science-y stuff. I dunno. Changes your...DNA and whatever. Genes.

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