[Voice]

[nexuschamp]

[Mike's voice is very hoarse and fades in and out, as a sick person's voice usually does. HOWEVER it has lost none of its exuberance.]

What the hell is this I hear about pirates beating ninjas in the vote?! What's wrong with you people?! You must've only known crappy Foot ninjas if you think pirates are better!

Comments

[Voice]

[unseenspy]

[Have a soft chuckle, Mikey.]

[Voice]

[nexuschamp]

[Not quite sure how to respond to this guy, so he just kind of...chuckles-ish.] Eh heh.

[Voice]

[unseenspy]

[Another chuckle]

What's the matter?

[As if Mikey hasn't made it blatantly obvious already...]

[Voice]

[nexuschamp]

Um...

Nothing. I guess.

[Voice]

[unseenspy]

...

It's about the "pirates vs. ninjas" thing, isn't it?

[Voice]

[nexuschamp]

Well...yeah. 'Cause pirates won.

[Voice]

[unseenspy]

Oh, what a shame. Stupid bandits on the sea, they just can't get enough glory, can they?

[Voice]

[nexuschamp]

Well...I mean pirates aren't bad or sucky or anything. Just. ...not as cool as ninjas. Is all.

[Voice]

[unseenspy]

"Cool?"

[And just what is so cool about cold-blooded assassins sneaking through the shadows killing people silently, without even caring for their own lives?]

[Voice]

[nexuschamp]

[And Mike misinterprets that question.] Yeah, cool. Like awesome, rad, badass, sweet, killer.

[Voice]

[unseenspy]

...Indeed. They're killers all right...

[Voice]

[nexuschamp]

Well...I mean, if we have to. Like, if they're gonna kill us then...

Look, uh, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be talking to you anyway.

[Voice]

[unseenspy]

And why not? It's perfectly fine to talk to me.

[Voice]

[nexuschamp]

...dude, you kind of brutalized my brother.

[Voice]

[unseenspy]

You have some very unpleasant brothers. Tell them to work on their tempers.

[Voice]

[nexuschamp]

Um, yeah. I gotta go. Soooo. Bye.