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yesterday was a doo-doo day on and off. todd met me for lunch and work flew by. after BDI, as i was sitting in an hour's worth of traffic while i was trying to get to the bank, i started feeling like shit. when i finally got back to my momma house, i layed down and todd showed up. we did a lil shoppin and then my suga plum pastry (i love you so much!) came over with her phallus. the four of us headed to the norfolk hizzy to pregame and whatnot. lori and i got into it about driving. she automatically assumes i'm going to drive so she can drink. that happens every fucking time. she felt the need to throw it in my face that she drove to nags head and had to bring the volleyball net last weekend. WELL IM FUCKING SORRY you couldnt go to/leave nags head when we were. dont tell me youre fucking 'taking one for the team.' i need to stop catering to her. sometimes, its just easier to deal with her shit and take it, than to stand up for myself. i'm tired of playing the lori game. and i'm sorry if i didnt call you back the other night, i was at a show and my phone was on analog roam. i'm not trying to get charged out the ass for you to bitch at me about whatever. agh.
misses crystal shatzoff made an appearance lastnight. she has a total boner for dave and it's great. at some point, i was doin it large on the dance floor with chuck and all of a sudden i feel someone's hands on my boobs, coming from behind. so i'm sandwiched between her and chuck, while dave's behind her... and BAM i was on the ground, legs straight up in the air like what. crystal was bent so far backwards that it caused us to both eat it.
dani and phil seemed to be having a good time, besides dani's hands going numb. but hell, they're just hands. who needs hands anyway?
thomas got lip-raped by a drunk girl that bought him a drink.
i dont think todd had a great time. i kinda drifted off here and there and i felt like a douche for leaving him and dancing. but i figure, i'm at the damn place, i may as well boogie.
eddie beat the shit out of shawnda's new boyfriend while travis held the kid down. i dont know what happened to shawnda after all that happened.
mattie mark walked home. sometimes that worries me.
and that's all. i need some coffee.
misses crystal shatzoff made an appearance lastnight. she has a total boner for dave and it's great. at some point, i was doin it large on the dance floor with chuck and all of a sudden i feel someone's hands on my boobs, coming from behind. so i'm sandwiched between her and chuck, while dave's behind her... and BAM i was on the ground, legs straight up in the air like what. crystal was bent so far backwards that it caused us to both eat it.
dani and phil seemed to be having a good time, besides dani's hands going numb. but hell, they're just hands. who needs hands anyway?
thomas got lip-raped by a drunk girl that bought him a drink.
i dont think todd had a great time. i kinda drifted off here and there and i felt like a douche for leaving him and dancing. but i figure, i'm at the damn place, i may as well boogie.
eddie beat the shit out of shawnda's new boyfriend while travis held the kid down. i dont know what happened to shawnda after all that happened.
mattie mark walked home. sometimes that worries me.
and that's all. i need some coffee.