Twenty-Third Hokage ☼ [Action]

[nextgen_hokage]

[Up there! On the roof! There's a man clad in a green flak jacket (along with the appropriate navy blue shirt and pants) with a bright orange scarf wrapped around his neck, flowing behind him. He has a grin on his face and seems very confident in his abilities to do... whatever it is he does! Some may recognize this man as Naruto, standing

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[nextgen_hokage]

[He's too busy being awesome to notice you're a chick again, Ted.]

Protecting Luceti from the forces of ev--

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[nextgen_hokage]

--IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[He slipped and fell off of his roof.]

[nextgen_hokage]

[He's plunging out of the snow he fell in. He's okay! Really!]

C-Cold!

[nextgen_hokage]

I don't think so. [He... doesn't shout out. He's kind of wallowing in his pit of failure here.]

[nextgen_hokage]

[Abrupt mood swing is go!] Battling the forces of evil and protecting Luceti!

[nextgen_hokage]

[Pause. Long pause.] I guess I'm more of a safety net.

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[nextgen_hokage]

But once evil comes along, I'll give 'em a beating they'll never forget! [Because he's awesome like that.]

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[nextgen_hokage]

[--Wait a minute.] Why are you a girl again?

[nextgen_hokage]

What do you mean, what's that supposed to mean?