Twenty-Second Hokage ☼ [Accidental Voice]

[nextgen_hokage]

Ugh... [There's the sound of stirring as the journal starts to pick up Naruto's voice. He sounds weary, but that won't stop him from complaining.] Can't the Malnosso at least give me somethin' to eat for all the trouble they put me through? I feel like I'm gonna starve!

[The sound of movement starts up again as Naruto mumbles beneath his breath

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[its_troublesome]

[Now there's a voice he hasn't heard in a while.] Oi, Naruto!

[About time, man.]

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[nextgen_hokage]

[Hold on, Shikamaru. His leg is seriously asleep and it's hard to walk on. Like walking on a wet noodle.

So he'll be crawling the last few feet to the journal before...]

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[nextgen_hokage]

Shikamaru!

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[its_troublesome]

You all right?

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[nextgen_hokage]

'Course I am! My leg fell asleep is all! [It's serious business when he's not happy to hear a friend.]

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[its_troublesome]

Heh. If that's the worst thing that you have to complain about, then you must be fine.

[Or at least in a less worrisome condition. If he hadn't had the response he did to his friends over the journals just now, then it would've really been serious.]

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[nextgen_hokage]

Well... [If you wanna play that game, then let's play.] I'm starving too.

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[its_troublesome]

You usually are. They feed you?

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[nextgen_hokage]

Sure doesn't feel like they did.

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[its_troublesome]

[Sigh.] Ass. Making me worry...

I'm kinda busy right now, but it looks like Shino's coming to get you anyways. Hopefully he brings you something to eat, but I'll see what I can get for you for when you guys make it back here. What do you want? [He'll get Chouji to watch Itachi while he brings it over or something.]

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[nextgen_hokage]

[Naruto is so glad to have such amazing friends.]

Do I even have to ask?

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[its_troublesome]

Well you wanted vegetables of all things last time we ate, so I figured I'd check. But all right - rabbit food it is then.

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[nextgen_hokage]

There was a reason for that, y'know. And why the heck would I want rabbit food!?

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[its_troublesome]

Because rabbits like vegetables. Think a head of lettuce will fill you up? [There's ramen around here somewhere...]

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[nextgen_hokage]

Come on, man! That's not funny! [Seriously! Do you want him to starve, Shikamaru? Do you want today to be the date of his death.]

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[nextgen_hokage]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. What's today's date?