Comments | next_urlacher66: COOKIE!

next_urlacher66

COOKIE!

May 26, 2005 15:57

Okay. I'm really feeling disturbed right now. I was waiting at the bus stop and this skinny white dude in a purple van wanted to know if I wanted a ride. I was deeply irked. *shudders then eats a cookie* mmmppphhhhscrunch. That was good. Those are some good cookies too. I think I'll have another ( Read more... )

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xpunkrockchick May 27 2005, 01:54:32 UTC

You know what those guys wanted to do, David...

Ew.

next_urlacher66 May 27 2005, 02:07:53 UTC

*falls on the ground shaking*

xpunkrockchick May 27 2005, 02:14:17 UTC

You poor, poor thing.
I hate it when people do that.
But you probably feel worse because you don't have a vagina...
You'd have to take it up the ass.
*cringes*
And you know, you couldn't accuse them of rape.
You could only accuse them of Sexual Assult
because there would be no vagina involved.

next_urlacher66 May 27 2005, 02:47:05 UTC

Ow...

xpunkrockchick May 27 2005, 13:36:58 UTC

Awww. I'm sorry. I had to say it.